"Nature knew what she was doing when she……" — Adam Carolla
"Nature knew what she was doing when she figured out the penis and the cunt."
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100 Quotes by Adam Carolla
Adam Carolla has 100 quotes on this site.
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If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog,…
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I don't think I've ever seen pie advertised. That's how you know it's good. They advertise ice cream and other…
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My first car was a motorcycle.
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If in 1989 I said, 'I have an idea: Bottle water and sell it. And charge more than a beer,'…
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If you've driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it's like a golf course... Real estate values go…
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I'm not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don't even want…
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Rich people don't pay taxes? Of course they pay taxes - they pay tons in taxes. They pay for everyone…
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You don't realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It's a card you get…
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All's the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army…
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Everyone in Hollywood thinks like a Republican fiscally by leaving town to shoot everything; they just don't vote that way.
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Honestly, I've always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed - that kind of stuff.
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I am not a good cue card reader.
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More Cunt Quotes
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one of 37 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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Do you like seeing me upset? honestly quit being a cunt fuck mate
— Talyiah
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You wanna know something your a fucking cunt idk why I bother with you, you make my life a living…
— Talyiah
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Some guys refer to their wife as the old ball 'n chain. I refer to mine as the old nagging…
— Nikhil Saluja
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Haha,Watch me get in troubleXD I already know. Friday comes imma punch Aj in his face(: I'll be like ''Bitch,You…
— Jazzy
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You're a cunt,End of story. There isnt a happy ending.
— Jazzy
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Bitch like forreal you aint got the balls to talk to my friends bf, I would kill your stupid ass…
— Blondie:)
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She is broken.The kids in her school call her worthless, ugle, fat, cunt, bitch, etc.They also tell her that she…
— Page
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~Im sorry I'm fucked up. sorry for not being perfect. sorry to my friends that always thought that I was…
— Unknown Author
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Best friend means forever, cunt... haha yeah my bestfriends have no way of escaping eternity with me:)
— Broken Soul
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Bitch, whore; you slammed the door. Cunt, slut; You started to cut. Ugly, fat; It was the cat. Pathetic, lame;…
— Patience
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No matter how nice you try to be someone will cast you to play the cunt in their life story.
— Green Monk
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You are what you eat.....I'm a cunt!
— Bernard Manning
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