Best My Ass Proverbs

215 My Ass quotes by 152 unique authors

Not trying to be mean or anything, but fuck me dead god is not real he is a fucking hilusonation anyone that reckons they have… — Tamika-leeigh
Good morning haters, Im here again to let you kiss my ass. :P — Shennon Fabiano
Don't make me be something I'm not. if you don't like me for who I am then you should just kiss my ass — Sweet_browngirl
I did NOT get a tattoo of wings on my ass hahaha, not THAT ratchet. — Miley Cyrus
But damn I am not, I am stuck in this hell spot i failed to prevail so let my ass rot. — Khalifa Firas
You know, you'll walk by a construction site and it's like, 'You kiss your mama with that ass?' What does that even mean? I don't… — Michelle Trachtenberg
A pretty girl can kiss a guy a bird can kiss a bee the sun can kiss the grass but you you my friend can… — Mya
If you're talking about me behind my back you're in a pretty good position to kiss my ass! — Ritu Ghatourey
I know I'm not perfect or beautiful like most other girls are and I know I'm weird but that makes me who I am I… — Talyiah
If My Future wife doesn't cry while I'm walking down the aisle my ass is turning around. — Karina Zavala
To all yall talking shit behind my back,I aint gon be mad at you,all I want is for you to do me a favour,thats while… — Curtis Mayne

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