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LICK MY ASS, WHAT U TASTE IS,... RAP. — ABY
Her boyfriend's a dick And he brings a gun to school And he'd simply kick My ass if he knew the truth — Niall Horan
Yesterday is a day that has passed and I'm still missing your ass.Its bad cause even after all the things I did you, still left… — Tatyana Matias
Its time to put my ass to bed, and calm those monsters in my head. Tomorrow is another day, and I am sure that more… — Andrew Guzaldo
U hurt me more than once ur sorries mean shit and ur words so do me a favorite and kiss my ass cuz u blew… — Kate Hack
I'm sick of having to catch my breath every time I see you, I'm sick of falling on my ass from being weak in the… — Blondie:)
I wanna Love you but I hate you it's driving me crazy. This is going to end me. My mind is running even If I… — Simpleman
By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you blocked and deleted. You may now kiss my ass. — Blondie:)
To all the people I've offended - yeah fuck you too! For everytime I reminisce - yo I miss my past. But I still don't… — Blondie:)
Tired of bending over backwards for people and getting nowhere. From now on I'll bend the other way and you can kiss my ass! — Sarah Moores
Snow snow go away, I'm tired of falling on my ass everyday!-_- — Cuts And Scars
So I just back from the ice rink...my wrist is encased in gauze and tape lol I slipped and fell the wrong way so the… — Keys
My ass thinkin now I sold my brain on ebay,so I say what I want and I dont care if the words I say hurt… — Curtis Mayne
I forgive you for the truth I liked you better when you lied, and I forgive you being you cause you were better when you… — Mie
Never trust someones word. I've been dropped on my ass when they said they would catch me as I fell. — Kelsey Wickre
If I'm vague enough nobody will realize I'm talking out my ass — Unknown Author
People Who are Bitching shit about me in mah Back..they're in a Good Position to kiss my ASS. — Raghav Singh
Yea u wanna block??? Lmao..funny..RUN RUN RUN RUN!!!! Lmfaoooo laughing my ass off right now yo..dis bitch retarded asf — Unknown Author
If you are talking in my back congratulations you are the best position to kiss my ass — Unknown Author
After centuries of men looking at my tits instead of my eyes and pinching my ass instead of shaking my hand. I now have the… — Lynn
You can tell a lot about a person from what they purchase at Wal-Mart. My purchase says that I don't shower or wipe my ass. — Green Monk
Nothing says 'I like big dicks in my ass' more than a person throwing a peace sign in a photo. — Green Monk
Yeah Motherfuckers I'm still here still representing for that sur side 13 GET OFF MY ASS PINCHES CHAPETES :. SOUTHERN CALIFAS TILL I DIE B.S.L.… — Unknown Author
"Hi. You know with everything going down in West Palm Beach, and the holidays right around the corner I couldn't think of a better time… — Bill Maher
"I love the inpatience of New York... You ever had somebody not-ask you for directions, but demand them? You're just innocently walking down the street,… — Jim Gaffigan

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