"So I just back from the ice rink...my……" — Keys

"So I just back from the ice rink...my wrist is encased in gauze and tape lol I slipped and fell the wrong way so the blade scraped about four layers of skin off and it wouldn't stop completely bleeding for about three hours and it hurts like hell but I had lots of fun with my friends :D but I'm sore from falling on my ass every other min...next time ima wear protective padding"

— Keys

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