Lol Quotes
884 quotes by 512 authors
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People… they don’t write anymore – they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it…
— David Duchovny
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If you a man and your over 25 and you don't eat pu**y just kill your self damn it. The world will be a better…
— Curtis Jackson
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You basically can say anything to someone on an email or text as long as you put LOL at the end.
— Kanye West
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LOL has turned into something you type when you have nothing better to add into a conversation.
— Richard Harris
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OMG Kevin Nash WTF thought he was dead LOL
— CM Punk
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If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.
— Kin Hubbard
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Whenever I'm on my computer, I don't type 'lol'. I type 'lqtm' - laugh quietly to myself. It's more honest.
— Demetri Martin
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We owe to the Middle Ages the two worst inventions of humanity - romantic love and gunpowder.
— Andre Maurois
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I remember the first time I heard a teenager say 'LOL.' Just what? But it means 'laugh.' Why don't you just laugh? What are you…
— Joanne Kathleen Rowling
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What will happen, will happen.
— Brom
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isaac knows how stupid i find these things, and he finds them just as stupid as i do. like lol. now, if there's anything stupider…
— David Levithan
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Akhlys lunged at Percy, and for a split second he thought: Well, hey, I’m just smoke. She can’t touch me, right? He imagined the Fates…
— Rick Riordan
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LOL is rarely OL, or even really L. A real out-loud laugh - not the forced social variety, which is closer to barking than laughing…
— Mary Roach
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Lol, coz' I can never be the best
— Shennon Fabiano
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That Awkward moment when you have a little Mis-understanding with you best-friend and you all act like your really HaterZ on each other lol!
— Junior Dè Rèál Testament
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It's not throwback thursday or flashback friday.. but that's me when I was 2 years old... INNOCENT lol
— MHARWHYN
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Hahahah.. acacia and I.. lol, close enough.
— Shennon Fabiano
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Bri u r the bestest friend ever :) I don't want u to ever quit being my friend cause of Dylan or anything :) I…
— Haylee
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This is creepy but I did it idk why but weird but cool lol
— Brianna Ramos
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My drawing of the avatar lol
— Brianna Ramos
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