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All my friends happy to see me back. And I fell off that wagon and shattered my dreams...[added...] Sure funny to place to keep ones… — Alexie Sherman - W/slant
Kiss my ass and my anus,cos it's finally fanous — Nicki Minaj
If u r talkin behind my bk u're in a gud positn 2 kiss my ASS — Unknown Author
Up, up and away, so far up at the top I sit. My ass don't need no oxygen I'm so fucked up, intoxicants. — Unknown Author
Keep talking about my name behind my back.You are just doing me a favour putting yourself in a perfect position to kiss my ass. — Unknown Author
Kiss my ass so what! — Unknown Author
Your face n my ass could be twins. — Unknown Author
Bitches ain't poppin google my ass; only time yuhr on the net is when yuh google my ass. — Nicki Minaj
Thanks for nothing kiss my ASS! — Braeden Harris
Tatted on my ass... pussy tuew fat..baddestt bitch off in this thang ya I'm going in — Unknown Author
I was never exposed to a great deal of racism, but the Chicago I grew up in was very, very segregated. If I went four… — Don Cornelius
Kiss my ass and my anus, cause its finally famous — Nicki Minaj
I wasnt a heartthrob at school, I was a geek. I was a gawky 17 year-old. A lanky, skinny, awkward kid. My friends treat me… — Zac Efron
I spoil them bitches, I employ them niggas. Wipe my ass with the riches like it's some toilet tissue. — Rick Ross
I look like a transsexual. Im a woman, but Im super-exaggerated with my boobs, my ass, my makeup and my accent. When I get ready… — Sofia Vergara
Whats the big deal about Cinco De Mayo. I've been drinking my ass off Everydayo of Mayo. — Jake Owen
Uh, my ass is, like, protruding...Protruding. The word of the day. Use it. — Snooki
Nobody's kissing my ass, unfortunately. I could use a little. But then again, my personality isn't conducive to butt-kissing. — Christina Ricci
Dear haters, since your talking behind my back, feel free to kiss my ass. — Khalifa
Hey, is my ass burning? — Johnny Knoxville
If You Dont Like What I Say You Can Kiss My Ass Cause Im Gonna Still Be Here Tomorrow You Hatters Keep Me Happy Im… — Just Me
I have a problem when it comes to old people, trying to kick my ass.. for doing that thing where I'm on my phone while… — Carlin Whisler
It was high time that I got my ass straight n my confidence oozing out. — Abhilash
Look, I fail you cover my ass. You fail I cover your ass! — John Mcclane
I just look at a bagel and my ass gets bigger! — Jillian Michaels

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