Best My Ass Sayings
215 My Ass quotes by 152 unique authors
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Um, lots of people grab my ass. I'm actually starting to get this thing now where people grab my package. That actually happened once in…
— Gerard Way
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I believe in a world where mothers are not expected to shed any physical evidence of their child-bearing experience. In that same world I believe…
— Olivia Wilde
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LIGHTNING WILL SHOOT FROM MY ASS!!!
— John Cena
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And I also appreciate the fact that, hell, you can kiss my ass!
— Stone Cold Steve Austin
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I guarantee, that if I am elected, I will take over the White House, hang out, shoot pool, scratch my ass, and not do a…
— Utah Phillips
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Yes I have a belt. I wear big pants because my ass is huge. So I can't go to a store by off the rack…
— John Cena
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What I didn't know was that if I didn't stand with my back to the wall, Hollywood people would unscrew my ass and sell it…
— Joseph Wambaugh
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Kemo Sabe, kiss my ass.
— Lyle Lovett
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God, I've frozen my ass off painting snow scenes!
— Andrew Wyeth
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I must of woke up this morning with a bug up my ass, I think I'll just haul off and belt the next jerk that…
— Todd Rundgren
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I want real loyalty. I want someone who will kiss my ass in Macy's window, and say it smells like roses.
— Lyndon B. Johnson
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I've done tangos with men who thought my ass was a squeaky toy.
— Mira Grant
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Thanks a lot, society, for railroading my ass.
— Aileen Wuornos
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As far as guitar goes, it's weird to have such a challenging activity in my life for so long - I love it. It kicks…
— Vernon Reid
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I don't want people to kick my ass, I just want to get to a point where they can't kick it.
— Michael J. Fox
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During 'Saturday Night Fever' at the end of the first act dance number I tried to perform a split-jump, only I can't do them so…
— Adam Garcia
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When my time on earth is gone, and my activities here are passed, I want they bury me upside down, and my critics can kiss…
— Bobby Knight
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I want to win an Oscar. I want to be known for more than, like, going out. For being the 'party girl'. I hate that.…
— Lindsay Lohan
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I kind of have a happy magnet. I can't stand being depressed, so I work my ass off to get out of it as soon…
— Sarah McLachlan
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I really enjoy theater. I just went to see 'Death of a Salesman,' and it knocked me on my ass.
— Jason Reitman
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Everybody wants to know what I'm on. What am I on? I'm on my bike busting my ass six hours a day. What are you…
— Lance Armstrong
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I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your bitch ass back in the…
— Eric Cartman
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I just want to be rich enough to where I can wipe my ass with toilet paper.
— Nikhil Saluja
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I laugh at my own jokes. I'm funny. Kiss my ass so what.
— Nikhil Saluja
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When I woke up yesterday, I was Salma Hayek, it wasn't easy, with so many hands in hollywood trying to grab my ass. Thank goodness…
— Melchor Lim
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