Best My Ass Quotes
215 My Ass quotes by 152 unique authors
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My father lead by fear. I did what my father said ‘cause I was scared of getting my ass beat. His voice rang so vividly in my…
— Nelly
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I got me a car and I got me some gas,Told everybody they could kiss my ass...
— Glenn Frey
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I'll probably never produce a masterpiece, but so what? I feel I have a Sound aborning, which is my own, and that Sound if erratic…
— Lester Bangs
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What's so wonderful about business is that every time I start thinking I'm special, I get knocked on my ass.
— Fran Tarkenton
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Bruce Willis. Pain in my ass, no problem about that. We just didn't get along. We got along off camera, but shooting we just didn't…
— Antoine Fuqua
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You cannot achieve success without the risk of failure. And I learned a long time ago, you cannot achieve success, if you fear failure. If…
— Paul Heyman
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Art arises from loss. I wish this weren't the case. I wish that every time I met a new woman and she rocked my world,…
— Steve Almond
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There is no logical reason to believe in God. There are emotional reasons, certainly, but I cannot have faith that nothing is something simply because…
— Andrew Davidson
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I'm going to sprout wings out of my ass one day and fly around the world.
— Mike Shinoda
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Damn flowers. Nice kids, the ones who skated out and gave us them. But the flowers, the stem fell off. I stepped right on it…
— Phil Esposito
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I'm only interested in working on records that legitimately reflect the band's own perception of their music and existence. If you commit yourselves to that…
— Steve Albini
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THE REASON I CAN BE 38 AND HAVE TWO KIDS AND WEAR A BIKINI IS BECAUSE I WORK MY ASS OFF. IT'S NOT AN ACCIDENT.…
— Gwyneth Paltrow
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Please, I need you to save my ass.
— Cate Blanchett
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After becoming established as a surfboard manufacturer and surf film producer whose films were shown on TV, all of a sudden all the teachers and…
— Greg Noll
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Basically, that's why I wrote: to save my ass, to save my ass from the madhouse, from the streets, from myself.
— Charles Bukowski
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My ass is big because a lot of people have to kiss it.
— Jenni Rivera
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As some species of plants need to be burned to the ground in order for them to later flourish, I needed to have my ass…
— Xeno Muller
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Get over it people, I worked my ass off.
— Phil Heath
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Talk to Bob Arum, cos he's my man. Don King kiss my ass!
— James Toney
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As in 'The Three Billy Goats Gruff'?" The skull howled with laughter. "You just got your ass handed to you by a nursery tale?""I wouldn't…
— Jim Butcher
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Let me realize that my past failures at follow-through are no indication of my future performance. They're just healthy little fires that are gonna warm…
— Ze Frank
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Aficionado my ass...I just love to smoke cigars
— James Woods
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Everybody thought that Titanic was the most romantic movie ever. A story about two teenagers who knew each other for three days. Try to make…
— Greg Giraldo
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Then if he's sore with me, let him dump my ass. That will just give me more time to be a genius.
— Sheila Heti
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They asked me why I was wearing heels, and I said, I'm trying to hide my ass. They gave me a prosthetic behind.
— Michael Rosenbaum
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