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My father lead by fear. I did what my father said ‘cause I was scared of getting my ass beat. His voice rang so vividly in my… — Nelly
I got me a car and I got me some gas,Told everybody they could kiss my ass... — Glenn Frey
I'll probably never produce a masterpiece, but so what? I feel I have a Sound aborning, which is my own, and that Sound if erratic… — Lester Bangs
What's so wonderful about business is that every time I start thinking I'm special, I get knocked on my ass. — Fran Tarkenton
Bruce Willis. Pain in my ass, no problem about that. We just didn't get along. We got along off camera, but shooting we just didn't… — Antoine Fuqua
You cannot achieve success without the risk of failure. And I learned a long time ago, you cannot achieve success, if you fear failure. If… — Paul Heyman
Art arises from loss. I wish this weren't the case. I wish that every time I met a new woman and she rocked my world,… — Steve Almond
There is no logical reason to believe in God. There are emotional reasons, certainly, but I cannot have faith that nothing is something simply because… — Andrew Davidson
I'm going to sprout wings out of my ass one day and fly around the world. — Mike Shinoda
Damn flowers. Nice kids, the ones who skated out and gave us them. But the flowers, the stem fell off. I stepped right on it… — Phil Esposito
I'm only interested in working on records that legitimately reflect the band's own perception of their music and existence. If you commit yourselves to that… — Steve Albini
THE REASON I CAN BE 38 AND HAVE TWO KIDS AND WEAR A BIKINI IS BECAUSE I WORK MY ASS OFF. IT'S NOT AN ACCIDENT.… — Gwyneth Paltrow
Please, I need you to save my ass. — Cate Blanchett
After becoming established as a surfboard manufacturer and surf film producer whose films were shown on TV, all of a sudden all the teachers and… — Greg Noll
Basically, that's why I wrote: to save my ass, to save my ass from the madhouse, from the streets, from myself. — Charles Bukowski
My ass is big because a lot of people have to kiss it. — Jenni Rivera
As some species of plants need to be burned to the ground in order for them to later flourish, I needed to have my ass… — Xeno Muller
Get over it people, I worked my ass off. — Phil Heath
Talk to Bob Arum, cos he's my man. Don King kiss my ass! — James Toney
As in 'The Three Billy Goats Gruff'?" The skull howled with laughter. "You just got your ass handed to you by a nursery tale?""I wouldn't… — Jim Butcher
Let me realize that my past failures at follow-through are no indication of my future performance. They're just healthy little fires that are gonna warm… — Ze Frank
Aficionado my ass...I just love to smoke cigars — James Woods
Everybody thought that Titanic was the most romantic movie ever. A story about two teenagers who knew each other for three days. Try to make… — Greg Giraldo
Then if he's sore with me, let him dump my ass. That will just give me more time to be a genius. — Sheila Heti
They asked me why I was wearing heels, and I said, I'm trying to hide my ass. They gave me a prosthetic behind. — Michael Rosenbaum

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