"Girl: Hey, I love your dog. Guy: Hey,……" — American Dad
"Girl: Hey, I love your dog. Guy: Hey, want to come back to my apartment and pet my schnauzer? Girl: Okay. Guy: And then we can play with this dog."
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30 Quotes by American Dad
American Dad has 30 quotes on this site.
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God, please watch over the soul of this dead dog and carry him up to heaven... because he sure as…
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Stan: Hilary, look out for the mines! (Explosion) What did I just say? You heard me. What did I just…
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Steve: This is it. I have absolute power. (Over intercom) Doris, could you please send in our high school mascot?…
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Principal Lewis: Smith! What's the meaning of this?! Steve: Principal Lewis, I am taking your office. Pursuant to Pearl Bailey…
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By the way, Haley, oh my God, these Chocodiles, these Chocodiles Haley, oh my God, these Chocodiles, oh my God!…
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Hayley: (To Stan) You know, Steve's dog would still be alive if you right-wing lunatics would agree to gun control.…
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Hayley: Oh my God. Dad, why is Hilary Duff in our house? Stan: Hilary is here of her own free…
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Steve: Bobby, get over here, I want my Shazzam shirt dry cleaned and pressed by third period. Oh, and another…
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Stan: (Picks up telephone) This is Stan Smith. Principal Lewis: Mr. Smith, I'm afraid there's a problem with your son.…
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Stan: (With gun, searching the house) Osama, is that you? (Hears noise, fires gun) Roger: Geez, Stan, what gives? Holy…
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Roger: Oh, don't everybody help at once. Francine: My goodness, Roger! When was the last time you weighed yourself? Roger:…
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Stan: Here's your allowance, champ! Steve: Wow... a whole five bucks. Stan: Yeah, I'm gonna need change.
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More Apartment Quotes
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Kill all the rich people. Break up their cars and apartments. Bring the revolution home, kill your parents, that's where…
— Bill Ayers
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London changes because of money. It's real estate. If they can build some offices or expensive apartments they will, it's…
— David Bailey
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We lived, until I was 12 or so, in communal apartment with five different families and the same kitchen, in…
— Mikhail Baryshnikov
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In a building with apartments, of course, you want to make connections. Life is easier that way. There's salt if…
— Juliette Binoche
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When I came to New York and I opened the window of the thirty-fifth-floor apartment, there's light pollution and fog,…
— Gisele Bundchen
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I'm not suggesting people abandon musical instruments and start playing their cars and apartments, but I do think the reign…
— David Byrne
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I seemed to belong to three countries: I had an apartment in Paris, a house in Hollywood, and when I…
— Leslie Caron
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I do a great deal of research - particularly in the apartments of tall blondes.
— Raymond Chandler
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I've leased the apartment; my partner is going to come out here. But we're keeping our house in Chicago because…
— Ted Allen
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I remember crying all the time. My major thing growing up was I couldn't fit in. Because I was from…
— Tupac Shakur
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Me and my books in the same apartment, like a gherkin in its vinegar.
— Gustave Flaubert
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It was a terrible psychic blow... Ebbets Field was replaced by a housing project. How could a father tell his…
— Joe Flaherty
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