Your Dog Quotes

95 quotes by 75 authors

My view is quite simple. When your dog pees on the carpet, you do not give away your dog. You say, This dog is special.… — Jacqueline Bisset
Never Have Your Dog Stuffed is really advice to myself, a reminder to myself not to avoid change or uncertainty, but to go with it,… — Alan Alda
If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you'll… — Adam Carolla
Winning is everything. The only ones who remember you when you come second are your wife and your dog. — Damon Hill
I am not your dog, but if every time you saw me, you gave me a backrub, I would run to greet you, too. — Robert Breault
You can't get a friend more loyal than your dog. — Dale Jarrett
This isn't like naming your dog Spot. — Moby
Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? — Robert Breault
Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist. — Camille Paglia
Knowing how to use your voice so it makes sense to your dog, using words in a way your dog can understand, correcting him without… — Brian Kilcommons
If a girl gets sexual pleasure from riding a horse, does the horse suffer? If not, who cares? If you French kiss your dog and… — Ingrid Newkirk
Sometimes you panic and find yourself emitting remarks so profoundly inane that you would be embarrassed to say them to your dog. Your dog would… — Dave Barry
People don't realize how much of this stuff you get by the end of the day. High blood pressure is from all this high-fat eating.… — Jack LaLanne
Riding trails with your dog restores a bond lost in some evolutionary belch. You travel at the same speed, over the same terrain, neither of… — Allison Glock
Understanding your dog and knowing how to control him, develop his potentials, and resolve behavior problems, emotional conflicts and frustrations are no less essential than… — Michael Fox
A Canadian psychologist is selling a video that teaches you how to test your dog's IQ. Here's how it works: if you spend $12.99 for… — Jay Leno
A lot of married people certainly have wonderful relationships with their dogs, but when you're single and your dog is the only other living thing… — Cathy Guisewite
People feel poorly because they are nourished by foods you wouldn't feed to your dog and cat. The rich western diet is full of fat,… — John A. McDougall
"I've done your dog. It's got nine eyes down the side, I made his head all square, 15 legs. What do you think of that?"… — Eddie Izzard
Dogs understand your moods and your thoughts, and if you are thinking unpleasant things about your dog, he will pick it up and be downhearted. — Barbara Woodhouse

Who Wrote These Your Dog Quotes

75 authors contributed a total of 95 Your Dog Quotes, led by these top contributors: