Your Dog Quotes
95 quotes by 75 authors
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My view is quite simple. When your dog pees on the carpet, you do not give away your dog. You say, This dog is special.…
— Jacqueline Bisset
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Never Have Your Dog Stuffed is really advice to myself, a reminder to myself not to avoid change or uncertainty, but to go with it,…
— Alan Alda
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If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you'll…
— Adam Carolla
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Winning is everything. The only ones who remember you when you come second are your wife and your dog.
— Damon Hill
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I am not your dog, but if every time you saw me, you gave me a backrub, I would run to greet you, too.
— Robert Breault
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You can't get a friend more loyal than your dog.
— Dale Jarrett
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This isn't like naming your dog Spot.
— Moby
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Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash?
— Robert Breault
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Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist.
— Camille Paglia
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Knowing how to use your voice so it makes sense to your dog, using words in a way your dog can understand, correcting him without…
— Brian Kilcommons
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If a girl gets sexual pleasure from riding a horse, does the horse suffer? If not, who cares? If you French kiss your dog and…
— Ingrid Newkirk
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Sometimes you panic and find yourself emitting remarks so profoundly inane that you would be embarrassed to say them to your dog. Your dog would…
— Dave Barry
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People don't realize how much of this stuff you get by the end of the day. High blood pressure is from all this high-fat eating.…
— Jack LaLanne
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Riding trails with your dog restores a bond lost in some evolutionary belch. You travel at the same speed, over the same terrain, neither of…
— Allison Glock
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Understanding your dog and knowing how to control him, develop his potentials, and resolve behavior problems, emotional conflicts and frustrations are no less essential than…
— Michael Fox
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A Canadian psychologist is selling a video that teaches you how to test your dog's IQ. Here's how it works: if you spend $12.99 for…
— Jay Leno
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A lot of married people certainly have wonderful relationships with their dogs, but when you're single and your dog is the only other living thing…
— Cathy Guisewite
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People feel poorly because they are nourished by foods you wouldn't feed to your dog and cat. The rich western diet is full of fat,…
— John A. McDougall
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"I've done your dog. It's got nine eyes down the side, I made his head all square, 15 legs. What do you think of that?"…
— Eddie Izzard
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Dogs understand your moods and your thoughts, and if you are thinking unpleasant things about your dog, he will pick it up and be downhearted.
— Barbara Woodhouse
Who Wrote These Your Dog Quotes
75 authors contributed a total of 95 Your Dog Quotes, led by these top contributors: