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- My view is quite simple. When your dog pees on the carpet, you do not give away your dog. You say, This… — Jacqueline Bisset
- Never Have Your Dog Stuffed is really advice to myself, a reminder to myself not to avoid change or uncertainty, but to… — Alan Alda
- If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your… — Adam Carolla
- Winning is everything. The only ones who remember you when you come second are your wife and your dog. — Damon Hill
- I am not your dog, but if every time you saw me, you gave me a backrub, I would run to greet… — Robert Breault
- You can't get a friend more loyal than your dog. — Dale Jarrett
- This isn't like naming your dog Spot. — Moby
- Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? — Robert Breault
- Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist. — Camille Paglia
- Knowing how to use your voice so it makes sense to your dog, using words in a way your dog can understand,… — Unknown Author
- If a girl gets sexual pleasure from riding a horse, does the horse suffer? If not, who cares? If you French kiss… — Ingrid Newkirk
- Sometimes you panic and find yourself emitting remarks so profoundly inane that you would be embarrassed to say them to your dog.… — Dave Barry