Best Your Dog Sayings

95 Your Dog quotes by 70 unique authors

You may lose your wife, you may lose your dog, your mother may hate you. None of those things matter. What matters is that you… — Kevin O'Leary
Having animals in the city is entirely different from having animals out in the country. For one thing, it's more social. When you live on… — Susan Orlean
You may never learn the names of any of the people you talk to in a dog park, even after many, many hours spent there… — Susan Orlean
Sometimes, when a man is alone, that's all you got is your dog. — Mickey Rourke
Our pets rely on us entirely for their nutrition. So if you're making your own judgments, that could lead to a mistake. At the same… — Alison Sweeney
I love that there are beaches you can walk your dog on in San Francisco. Fort Funston is big and always packed with hundreds of… — Jane Wiedlin
Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. — Mark Twain
And Max, I've put some scraps in a bowl for your dog," Mom said. "It's on the floor, by the back door." The flock and… — James Patterson
You're such a big liar you gotta get your neighbor to call your dog. — Garrison Keillor
(On being in a position of leadership) Even if it's your dog, you've got authority over somebody. Start treating him better. — Joyce Meyer
It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions. Heaven is by favor;… — Mark Twain
If you give only 80 percent leadership, your dog will give you 80 percent following. And the other 20 percent of the time he will… — Cesar Millan
Heaven is by favor; if it were by merit your dog would go in and you would stay out. Of all the creatures ever made… — Mark Twain
Be the person your dog thinks you are. — John Stephens
When I was 9 or 10, I had a ten-cent business: I would walk your dog for a dime, go to the store for a… — Lily Tomlin
I often think my boyfriend is going to leave me just from seeing how I talk to the dog. But you know, when you are… — Natasha Lyonne
If you present your dog to a veterinarian with the instruction to put him to sleep, you would normally mean something very different than you… — Raymond Moody
Nobody else feels the same way about your dog that you do. — Daniel Clowes
Oprah is a wealthy person, pack leader of the human world. So many see her as the dominant one, as the authority figure. The way… — Cesar Millan
Having the love of your life break up with you and say we can still be friends is like your dog dying and your mum… — Superman
Having a guy dump you and say We can still be friends Is like having your mom say Your dog died but you can still… — Ritu Ghatourey
Ok it's weird that you spend so much time Facebook but when your dog sends me a friend request, that's when I start blocking people. — Merle Rowland
Be the peron your dog thinks you are :) — Me Xoxo
Treat your problems as your dog would, if you can't eat it or f**k it...piss on it and walk away. — Sarah Moores
Having A Person Dump You And Say We Can Still Be Friends,,, Is Like Having Your Mom Say Your Dog Died But You Can Still… — Pacifiersucker

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