My Apartment Quotes

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The knives in my apartment are only sharp enough to open envelopes with. Cutting a slice of coarse bread is on the borderline of their… — Peter HÃ¸eg
I've recently started composting in my apartment, which is quite an adventure. — Shalom Harlow
I set a personal record on Christmas. I got my shopping done three weeks ahead of time. I had all the presents back at my… — Demetri Martin
In my mind it strolls, as well as in my apartment. A cat, strong, sweet and delightful.. — Charles Baudelaire
That evening I went for a walk. To walk for the sake of walking is something I seldom do. Inside my apartment I'd felt inexplicably… — Daniel Quinn
I had a stalker while filming a movie in Spain last year. She stood outside of my apartment I used every day for weeks, all… — Robert Pattinson
I had a mouse in my apartment and I couldn't sleep for two nights. I hate mice. They move so fast. — Matt Czuchry
New York wasn't everything I thought it would be. It did not welcome me with open arms. The first year, I was held up at… — Madonna Ciccone
I left my apartment in London and I sold everything. I literally had $1000 and a suitcase when I got on the plane. The next… — Jane Leeves
That wasn't a bad price for a first book. My agent upped it as much as possible. I was 27 and had nothing behind me.… — Patricia Highsmith
February is a month of months, and there is one special day: Valentine's Day on the 14th. I know it's still a ways off, but… — Ed Helms
I've been having a lot of dance parties alone in my apartment while learning to cook. Part of my quest to be an attractive single… — Sara Quin
I go to dance clubs...about once a year just to justify the other 364 days I spend in my apartment going 'God, what idiots!' — Bill Hicks
I don't really have a domestic inclination. Even my apartment has a semblance of a storage facility. It's just stacks, there are no bookshelves, just… — Sufjan Stevens
I found myself serving a sentence of public denial from the very second the raid on my apartment happened. — Jock Sturges
Iâ€™ve named everything that Iâ€™ve ever owned. Real or inanimate, I have to give it a first and last name. Everything in my apartment comes… — Amy Sedaris
My apartment is infested with koala bears. It's the cutest infestation ever. Way better than cockroaches. When I turn on the light a bunch of… — Mitch Hedberg
For the record, my own loyalties are uncomplicated. I adore few humans more than I love books. I make no promises, but I do not… — Ben Ehrenreich
Many people come here and they think my apartment is a poor relative to my name. But you cannot be radical and have money, itâ€™s… — Nawal El Saadawi
I'm a big man and I like big dogs.... The dogs kept growing until only one of us could get in the elevator. It caused… — Wilt Chamberlain

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