Best My Apartment Sayings

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I want witchcraft so bad that I can't stand it. I have wands in my apartment. And I use them sometimes. I walk into the… — Amy Sedaris
I love my apartment in New York. — Amanda Seyfried
Working with Tracy Morgan on '30 Rock' is really great. I love Tracy. He's wonderful. Well, until his fish tank caught fire - his apartment… — Sherri Shepherd
I like to put on hardcore when I have to clean my apartment, which I hate to do, but it's motivational. I like old heavy… — Peter Steele
I am alone a lot, which is good. I need that time to just be alone after a long day, just decompress. So, I go… — Taylor Swift
I don't even listen to rap. My apartment is too nice to listen to rap in. — Kanye West
I installed a skylight in my apartment... the people who live above me are furious! — Steven Wright
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying. I don't want to live on in the… — Woody Allen
Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates... When I pointed it out to my roommate, he said, "Do I… — Steven Wright
I ran three miles, staggered into the lobby, and took the elevator back to my apartment. No point to overdoing this exercise junk. --Stephanie Plum — Janet Evanovich
So, what do you do when you know you have two days to live? Eat an entire Bitter Chocolate Death cake all by myself. Reread… — Robin McKinley
It's made me realize that imperfect is perfectly comfortable to me. Whether it's a city or my apartment, I feel most at home when things… — Hoda Kotb
Just in case, though, I stormed into my apartment, tossed a quick hello to Mr. Wong, then rummaged through my entertainment center to lay out… — Darynda Jones
He’s sort of a homeless horse,” I said. “I’m leaving for the airport in two seconds, and I won’t be back for a couple days.… — Janet Evanovich
Where have you been?" I stepped into my apartment and met Uncle Bob's glare with one of my own. "Out trying to pass myself off… — Darynda Jones
For one week, all I could think about was drinking margaritas--well, that and running my tongue along Reyes's teeth--but I didn't have salt--or Reyes's teeth.… — Darynda Jones
My apartment is basically a couch, an armchair, and about four thousand books. — Audrey Niffenegger
I needed a vacation. I needed 5 women. I needed to get the wax out of my ears. My car needed an oil change. I'd… — Charles Bukowski
What do you want?" "You," he said, his voice lowering an octave. "I want you, Dutch, body and soul. I want you in my bed… — Darynda Jones
Anyone who believes that the laws of physics are mere social conventions is invited to try transgressing those conventions from the windows of my apartment.… — Alan Sokal
I resist the temptation to curate my apartment. — Thelma Golden
I love playing the piano. I have one in my apartment, and I learnt by ear. I sing a lot of Coldplay, but do my… — Christopher Egan
You can literally walk into my apartment and sit on a hat; you can step on a hat; you can probably open up the refrigerator… — Judah Friedlander
When I first started writing, it was me alone with a computer in my apartment. I hated the time away from other people, and my… — Chuck Palahniuk
Music will always be there. I own a piano. I have it in my apartment. I play it every day, and I have a lot… — David Lambert

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