"I’ve named everything that I’ve ever owned. Real……" — Amy Sedaris
"I’ve named everything that I’ve ever owned. Real or inanimate, I have to give it a first and last name. Everything in my apartment comes alive at night."
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86 Quotes by Amy Sedaris
Amy Sedaris has 86 quotes on this site.
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My father and I have a very good relationship. We always got along. But I always scold him.
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I live in the moment.
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The moment someone says, 'Hey, everyone, listen to the words in this song,' your party is over.
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I cried when I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. And then I laughed…
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I listen. I like to give advice. Mostly, Ill just try to listen to my friends, and theyll say the…
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My little brother Paul. He owns his own floor sanding business called Silly P Hardwood Floors and hes really good.
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I really don't like going out. I don't like restaurants because I don't like the idea of someone, a waitress,…
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My kitchen's pink, like skin-tone pink, and I lowered my spice rack so it's eye level - it's true! -…
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I have no desire to carry a movie.
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I like to make things, but I looked at old craft books on weaving or mosaics or whatever, I'm like,…
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Don't make anybody a homemade gift. Unless you're really good, or it's going to be really practical. If it's a…
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I love theatrical props: a cup filled with solid fake tea, say, or a collection of fake food, including a…
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More Alive Quotes
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There are some four million different kinds of animals and plants in the world. Four million different solutions to the…
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No poet or novelist wishes he were the only one who ever lived, but most of them wish they were…
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When you arise in the morning, think of what a precious privilege it is to be alive - to breathe,…
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I think if we didn't contradict ourselves, it would be awfully boring. It would be tedious to be alive.
— Paul Auster
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Here is the test to find whether your mission on Earth is finished: if you're alive, it isn't.
— Richard Bach
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The Holy Spirit is our comforter, our teacher. That's why, in prayer, we can ask the Lord to open up…
— Michele Bachmann
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A man without ambition is dead. A man with ambition but no love is dead. A man with ambition and…
— Pearl Bailey
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It was books that taught me that the things that tormented me most were the very things that connected me…
— James A. Baldwin
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I tried to keep both arts alive, but the camera won. I found that while the camera does not express…
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My biggest fear ever is to be involved in a plane crash, so when that happened... well, I'm just thankful…
— Travis Barker
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As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then…
— Roseanne Barr
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The real truth is, I just want to keep the voice of dissent alive in all of our elections. I…
— Roseanne Barr
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