Last Name Quotes

102 quotes by 92 authors

Who would name their kid Jack with the last words 'off' at the end of the last name? No wonder that guy is screwed up. — George Clooney
Last name 'Ever', first name 'Greatest' — Drake
Son, my name isn't Knight to you, it's Coach Knight or it's Mr. Knight. I don't call people by their last name and neither should… — Bobby Knight
But America was built by optimists. Optimists like my friend Amanda, who recently started a small business. When she went to buy her website address-her… — Eva Longoria
There were a couple of things in the intervention that made me know I needed help. One was a letter from my daughter saying that… — Pat Summerall
As an enlisted sailor, I don't feel that the Navy is advancing me in rank fast enough, so I'm going to change my last name… — Brad Wilkerson
I would have changed my last name if being famous were my goal. — Zach Galifianakis
People always think I'm Jewish and changed my last name from Rabinowitz — Nathan Lane
I thought I would keep the first name Susan and change the last name but I picked up this book and as I opened it… — Morgan Brittany
Having the last name Kalitta didn't make me a racer, but it definitely makes me want to be a winner. — Scott Kalitta
I want to start by saying something nice about President Bush. Of all the presidents we've had with the last name of Bush, his economic… — John F. Kerry
I dunno, when I started writing really I was like, filling out applications and stuff real early. Last name first, first name last, sex... occasionally,… — Tom Waits
More is required than a common last name to truly be called a family. — Wes Fesler
I don't know whether John Roberts has a twin, perhaps a sister or, uh, someone with a Hispanic last name — John Cornyn
I love Merion and I don't even know her last name. — Lee Trevino
I'm following my dreams and doing what I love as a designer. I did not want to be one of those kids with a famous… — Nicky Hilton
Iâ€™ve named everything that Iâ€™ve ever owned. Real or inanimate, I have to give it a first and last name. Everything in my apartment comes… — Amy Sedaris
My father chose my name , and my last name was chosen by my ancestors . Thatâ€™s enough, I myself choose my way — Ali Shariati
I wish my name was Todd, because then I could say, "Yes, my name's Todd. Todd Blankenship." Oh, also I wish my last name was… — Jack Handey
My last name may have opened doors, but I have to keep them open — Lily Collins

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