Last Name Quotes
102 quotes by 92 authors
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Who would name their kid Jack with the last words 'off' at the end of the last name? No wonder that guy is screwed up.
— George Clooney
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Last name 'Ever', first name 'Greatest'
— Drake
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Son, my name isn't Knight to you, it's Coach Knight or it's Mr. Knight. I don't call people by their last name and neither should…
— Bobby Knight
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But America was built by optimists. Optimists like my friend Amanda, who recently started a small business. When she went to buy her website address-her…
— Eva Longoria
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There were a couple of things in the intervention that made me know I needed help. One was a letter from my daughter saying that…
— Pat Summerall
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As an enlisted sailor, I don't feel that the Navy is advancing me in rank fast enough, so I'm going to change my last name…
— Brad Wilkerson
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I would have changed my last name if being famous were my goal.
— Zach Galifianakis
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People always think I'm Jewish and changed my last name from Rabinowitz
— Nathan Lane
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I thought I would keep the first name Susan and change the last name but I picked up this book and as I opened it…
— Morgan Brittany
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Having the last name Kalitta didn't make me a racer, but it definitely makes me want to be a winner.
— Scott Kalitta
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I want to start by saying something nice about President Bush. Of all the presidents we've had with the last name of Bush, his economic…
— John F. Kerry
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I dunno, when I started writing really I was like, filling out applications and stuff real early. Last name first, first name last, sex... occasionally,…
— Tom Waits
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More is required than a common last name to truly be called a family.
— Wes Fesler
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I don't know whether John Roberts has a twin, perhaps a sister or, uh, someone with a Hispanic last name
— John Cornyn
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I love Merion and I don't even know her last name.
— Lee Trevino
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I'm following my dreams and doing what I love as a designer. I did not want to be one of those kids with a famous…
— Nicky Hilton
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I’ve named everything that I’ve ever owned. Real or inanimate, I have to give it a first and last name. Everything in my apartment comes…
— Amy Sedaris
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My father chose my name , and my last name was chosen by my ancestors . That’s enough, I myself choose my way
— Ali Shariati
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I wish my name was Todd, because then I could say, "Yes, my name's Todd. Todd Blankenship." Oh, also I wish my last name was…
— Jack Handey
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My last name may have opened doors, but I have to keep them open
— Lily Collins
Who Wrote These Last Name Quotes
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