"I cried when I had no shoes, until……" — Amy Sedaris
"I cried when I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. And then I laughed REALLY hard."
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86 Quotes by Amy Sedaris
Amy Sedaris has 86 quotes on this site.
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My father and I have a very good relationship. We always got along. But I always scold him.
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I live in the moment.
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The moment someone says, 'Hey, everyone, listen to the words in this song,' your party is over.
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I’ve named everything that I’ve ever owned. Real or inanimate, I have to give it a first and last name.…
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I listen. I like to give advice. Mostly, Ill just try to listen to my friends, and theyll say the…
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My little brother Paul. He owns his own floor sanding business called Silly P Hardwood Floors and hes really good.
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I really don't like going out. I don't like restaurants because I don't like the idea of someone, a waitress,…
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My kitchen's pink, like skin-tone pink, and I lowered my spice rack so it's eye level - it's true! -…
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I have no desire to carry a movie.
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I like to make things, but I looked at old craft books on weaving or mosaics or whatever, I'm like,…
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Don't make anybody a homemade gift. Unless you're really good, or it's going to be really practical. If it's a…
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I love theatrical props: a cup filled with solid fake tea, say, or a collection of fake food, including a…
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When you were born, you cried and everybody else was happy. The only question that matters is this - when…
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I made mistakes in drama. I thought drama was when actors cried. But drama is when the audience cries.
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I heard a rumor I died, Murdered in cold blood dramatized, Pictures of me in my final state, You know…
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Should we cry when the pope dies, my request we should cry if they cried when we buried Malcom X
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Pardon me," I answered, as I placed a bundle of straw upon the fire and slightly stirred it. Then I…
— Francois Laurent d'Arlandes
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I slept like a baby. Every two hours, I woke up and cried.
— Tom McVie
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Eleonora Duse said, "Tell me about Deirdre and Patrick," and made me repeat to her all their little sayings and…
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What you said hurt me very much. I cried all the way to the bank.
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The old religionist cried out for his god. The new religionist cries out for some god to be his.
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When they gave me that trophy, bro, I cried.
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I have dumped a girl over the phone. It's terrible, isn't it? We got into an argument during a phone…
— Justin Bieber
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His whole being radiates a pure, wild sweetness, flitting through night woods with little melodious cries, on some cryptic errand.…
— William S. Burroughs
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