"Hayley: (To Stan) You know, Steve's dog would……" — American Dad
"Hayley: (To Stan) You know, Steve's dog would still be alive if you right-wing lunatics would agree to gun control. Stan: You know what I have to say to that? (Pause) Ah, I thought I was gonna fart."
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30 Quotes by American Dad
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God, please watch over the soul of this dead dog and carry him up to heaven... because he sure as…
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Stan: Hilary, look out for the mines! (Explosion) What did I just say? You heard me. What did I just…
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Steve: This is it. I have absolute power. (Over intercom) Doris, could you please send in our high school mascot?…
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Principal Lewis: Smith! What's the meaning of this?! Steve: Principal Lewis, I am taking your office. Pursuant to Pearl Bailey…
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By the way, Haley, oh my God, these Chocodiles, these Chocodiles Haley, oh my God, these Chocodiles, oh my God!…
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Hayley: Oh my God. Dad, why is Hilary Duff in our house? Stan: Hilary is here of her own free…
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Steve: Bobby, get over here, I want my Shazzam shirt dry cleaned and pressed by third period. Oh, and another…
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Stan: (Picks up telephone) This is Stan Smith. Principal Lewis: Mr. Smith, I'm afraid there's a problem with your son.…
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Stan: (With gun, searching the house) Osama, is that you? (Hears noise, fires gun) Roger: Geez, Stan, what gives? Holy…
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Girl: Hey, I love your dog. Guy: Hey, want to come back to my apartment and pet my schnauzer? Girl:…
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Roger: Oh, don't everybody help at once. Francine: My goodness, Roger! When was the last time you weighed yourself? Roger:…
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Stan: Here's your allowance, champ! Steve: Wow... a whole five bucks. Stan: Yeah, I'm gonna need change.
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