"They took the foam off the market because……" — Homer Simpson
"They took the foam off the market because they found out it was poisonous, but if you ask me, if you're dumb enough to eat it, you deserve to die."
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43 Quotes by Homer Simpson
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Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
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Mmmmmmm. donuts/beer/erotic cakes.
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I'm gonna drink lots of beer and stay out all night.
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Oh yeah drugs, ya gotta have drugs.
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When will you Australians learn? In America we stopped using corporal punishment, and things have never been better! The streets…
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Mmm... Organized Crime
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Apu I need a keg and a six pack to hold me until I tap the keg.
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"Let's just say that on this day, a million years ago, a dude was born who most of us think…
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Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.
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Remember as far as anyone knows, were a nice normal family.
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No son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies, and kid's with fake ID's.
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To alcohol! The cause of, and solution too, all of lifes problems.
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