"If you sit in a bath of pineapple……" — Karl Pilkington
"If you sit in a bath of pineapple chunks, it can kill you. That's well documented."
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Karl Pilkington
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176 Quotes by Karl Pilkington
Karl Pilkington has 176 quotes on this site.
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Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder?
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Well...like, when you're born, you're a little baby, you're wrinkly and stuff, when you get older you sort of morph…
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The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.’
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Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back.
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If an animal is named after what it eats, how interesting is it?
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The Web is the new book though, innit?
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Well I'm trying to think what I put in... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse…
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That's the problem with them fables, they're putting animals together that wouldn't meet. I don't know where a scorpion is…
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By 78 you've done everything you're going to do. If you haven't bungee-jumped by the time you're 78 you're not…
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We came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a…
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How would I know which one I was?
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Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine.
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More Bath Quotes
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one of 344 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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I'm not trying to win an award for being the best vegetarian, just want to be healthy. Take a salt…
— Erykah Badu
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A conventional good read is usually a bad read, a relaxing bath in what we know already. A true good…
— Augustine Birrell
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Right now I'm just delighted to be alive and to have had a nice long bath.
— Richard Branson
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If you go out on the Appalachian Trail, you have to bring so much more equipment - a tent, sleeping…
— Bill Bryson
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Bath twice a day to be really clean, once a day to be passably clean, once a week to avoid…
— Anthony Burgess
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Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.
— Woody Allen
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Sorrow can be alleviated by good sleep, a bath and a glass of wine.
— Thomas Aquinas
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"None is good, save One, that is, God", as the Lord Jesus bath said. The rest are only tools in…
— Swami Vivekananda
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Prayer is the inner bath of love into which the soul plunges itself.
— John Vianney
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To be humbly ashamed is to be plunged in the cleansing bath of truth.
— George MacDonald
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I love drinking now and then. It defecates the standing pool of thought. A man perpetually in the paroxysm and…
— Robert Burns
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A man may have strong humanitarian and democratic principles, but if he happens to have been brought up as a…
— Aldous Huxley
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