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One Quotes by David Letterman
- Why we are here: To tremble at the terrible beauty of the stars, to shed a tear at the perfection of Beethoven's symphonies, and to…
- I went through one period when I smoked a surprising, a really breath-taking, amount of grass almost every night.
- I worry about Rick Perry. One, he's too conservative, Two, his debating skills. And three ... Oh crap, what was three?
- Osama bin Laden... lived in one house for, like, six years with three wives. And earlier today, they ruled his death was a suicide.
- I was talking to a friend about Santorum. He said, 'For all my years in the State Department, I know one thing. Terrorists, what they…
- Newt Gingrich has criticized 'New York elites' who ride the subway. One of those subway elites threw up on my pants this morning.
- The entire island of Martha's Vineyard has gone Obama crazy. There's even a cocktail that they've named after Barack Obama. It's called the Obamarita. Not…
- Sarah Palin had a big op-ed piece in the Wall Street Journal, and she said she's against death panels. And I thought, 'Really? She's the…
- Former governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin, is promoting her new book and she's going to appear on the Oprah Winfrey Show. Sarah and Oprah. On…
- Somebody threw a book at President Obama. If you're trying to scare a president by throwing a book at him, you're one president too late.
- Number one way life would be different if dogs ran the world: All motorists must drive with head out window.
- The 4th of July combines the two things Americans love most in one day: alcohol and explosives.
- Jeb Bush may run for President. Bush presidencies are like 'Caddyshack' movies. They should have stopped with one.
- Someone did a study of the three most-often-heard phrases in New York City. One is "Hey taxi." Two is "What train do I take to…
- Everyone has this sense of togetherness right now. For example, one guy on the subway today, he wanted to share my pants.
- And now the really difficult part: We have to rebuild Iraq into a strong and independent nation that will one day hate the United States.
- New York is great though. If you?re here and want a one of a kind souvenir be sure to take home the police sketch of…
- There's only one requirement of any of us, and that is to be courageous. Because courage, as you might know, defines all other human behavior.…
- People say New Yorkers can't get along. Not true. I saw two New Yorkers, complete strangers, sharing a cab. One guy took the tires and…
- I believe I have voted for both Democrats and Republicans. Am I either one? Absolutely not. Ladies and gentlemen, I am an American.
- Number one: Don't frisk me. Don't hurt me physically. Don't get anywhere near my neck. And don't call me Regis. [Advice to his guests].
- No one knows if Saddam is still alive. They keep showing old footage of him on TV saying that it's live. You know, it's like…
- It turns out I was duped. I have no-one to blame but myself and boy is my face red...Now I need to apologise to the…
- Today is a big day in TV history. On this day forty-one years ago, the Beverly Hillbillies aired for the first time right here on…
More One Quotes
- In order to go on living one must try to escape the death involved in perfectionism. — Hannah Arendt
- Power and violence are opposites; where the one rules absolutely, the other is absent. Violence appears where power is in jeopardy, but… — Hannah Arendt
- Poets are the only people to whom love is not only a crucial, but an indispensable experience, which entitles them to mistake… — Hannah Arendt
- Economic growth may one day turn out to be a curse rather than a good, and under no conditions can it either… — Hannah Arendt
- To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would be enough… — Hannah Arendt
- No cause is left but the most ancient of all, the one, in fact, that from the beginning of our history has… — Hannah Arendt
- The defiance of established authority, religious and secular, social and political, as a world-wide phenomenon may well one day be accounted the… — Hannah Arendt
- Where all are guilty, no one is; confessions of collective guilt are the best possible safeguard against the discovery of culprits, and… — Hannah Arendt
- I find that it's hard to fully examine one's life and not have faith be part of the discussion. — J. J. Abrams
- The most perfect political community is one in which the middle class is in control, and outnumbers both of the other classes. — Aristotle
- All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. — Aristotle
- Jealousy is both reasonable and belongs to reasonable men, while envy is base and belongs to the base, for the one makes… — Aristotle