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Thinking Quotes by David Letterman
- You're not really drinking coffee unless you drink it black, don't you think? Oh, no? You like to monkey with it?
- I vote Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits, and we should take away…
- The reason I vote Democrat is because I think it's better to pay billions for oil to people who hate us, but not drill our…
- I mean you think about the guy, the Nigerian guy, who was going to blow up the plane. He was wearing a pair of Fruit…
- Former governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin, is promoting her new book and she's going to appear on the Oprah Winfrey Show. Sarah and Oprah. On…
- The best part about holiday parties is the alcohol. You have a couple of drinks and you tell your coworkers and your superiors what you…
- Two creative spirits in a relationship, I don't think that's the best way to go.
- A lot of folks are still demanding more evidence before they actually consider Iraq a threat. For example, France wants more evidence. And you know…
- But I was thinking about this, the Obamas want to adopt a stray dog from the pound. And I think that is admirable. I believe…
- President Obama, by the way, is, I think, making his first presidential European trip. And while he's there in Europe, he plans to fire the…
- You know, Barack Obama the last ten days was traveling overseas campaigning in Europe and everywhere. It was so successful, campaigning abroad, that he is…
- I think O.J. protests too much. Not only did he say he didn't carve the holiday turkey, but he was in the back yard practicing…
- When you think about flying, it's nuts really. Here you are at about 40,000 feet, screaming along at 700 miles an hour and you're sitting…
- You know, we had the elections earlier in the week, and a dead woman, in Pennsylvania, somehow was on the ballot and she was elected…
- I think I might have a bad psychic advisor. When I asked her to contact the dead, she gave me Keith Richards' phone number.
- It's official, Arnold said he will enter the race for governor. At least that's what everybody thinks he said.
- President Bush has said that he does not need approval from the UN to wage war, and I'm thinking, well, hell, he didn't need the…
- Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would be doing if he were alive today? 1)…
More Thinking Quotes
- I don't think about my previous success. I'm happy that the work I've done has been very successful. — Aaliyah
- There are no dangerous thoughts; thinking itself is dangerous. — Hannah Arendt
- Under conditions of tyranny it is far easier to act than to think. — Hannah Arendt
- Having been a child actor, I remember how directors would trick me to get good performances out of me. I don't think… — Asia Argento
- I do think the heart can balance out the mind, if your heart is in a good place it can give you… — Alexis Arguello
- You can never guess or assume what anyone is going to think. — J. J. Abrams
- As we all know, many people remain buried under tons of rubble and debris, waiting to be rescued. When we think of… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- I don't think I have a signature. — J. J. Abrams
- It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it. — Aristotle
- The soul never thinks without a picture. — Aristotle
- I love working with the right actor, and if the right actor happens to be unknown, that should be allowed, too, I… — J. J. Abrams
- I think you have a passion and an obsession for something when it's not necessarily ubiquitous. — J. J. Abrams