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Been Quotes by David Letterman
- Overall Bush's European trip has been an overwhelming success. Not once has he gotten separated from his group.
- Since 1980, there have been 91 breaches of security at the White House. Well, 92 if you count George Bush.
- I haven't reached nirvana yet, but I've been to Detroit.
- If you didn’t believe it before — and it’s easy to understand how you might have been sceptical on this point — if you didn’t…
- You folks been following the big British Petroleum oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico? I'm telling you, British Petroleum has put more birds in…
- Lesbians have never been more popular.
- Happy Birthday to Fay Wray, a wonderful actress. She was, of course, in the movie 'King Kong' and would have been 99-years-old today. She was…
- He has been greatly missed since his retirement ... Thank God for videotapes and DVDs. In this regard, he will always be around.
- Thanksgiving is the day when you turn to another family member and say, 'How long has Mom been drinking like this?' My Mom, after six…
- We make a lot of fun at President Clinton's expense. But this transition is going to be tough because it's been 25 years since this…
- I'm a wiseass and a smartass, and I always have been.
- Well, we're just a couple of weeks from new President Barack Obama being sworn in. And he's been very busy naming a lot of cabinet…
- Over the weekend, of course, down there in Washington, D.C., they had the big White House Correspondents' Dinner. Do you know who was really funny?…
- When I became a Sigma Chi it was great, because they were the pople I enjoyed being with and I was very proud of the…
- The Mars Polar Lander has been quieter than George W. Bush after a foreign policy question.
- President Bush has been silent on Schwarzenegger. Of course, he can't pronounce Schwarzenegger.
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- On the field, blacks have been able to be super giants. But, once our playing days are over, this is the end… — Hank Aaron
- He who is to be a good ruler must have first been ruled. — Aristotle
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- Every art and every inquiry, and similarly every action and choice, is thought to aim at some good; and for this reason… — Aristotle
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