"Last week I did a thing on the……" — David Letterman

"Last week I did a thing on the Grammys with a Top 10 list. There was a Lindsay Lohan joke about her stealing a Grammy Award. The next day, I got a call from a guy who said, 'Lindsay thought the joke was hilarious! She wants to be on your show!'. I said, 'Great!' I called publicity and said, 'Get the press release out immediately!' It went around the world. People said, 'Are you kidding me?! This will be fantastic! This will be like the Super Bowl'... and then Lindsay Lohan says none of this is happening."

— David Letterman

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I'm not trying to win an award for being the best vegetarian, just want to be healthy. Take a salt… — Erykah Badu
An award doesn't necessarily make you a better actor. — Javier Bardem
The award is important in order to bring people to the movie theater. That's the only principle meaning of any… — Javier Bardem
I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either. — Jack Benny
The hoopla with all the award season is kind of mind-boggling. It kind of puts you on your heels. — Jeff Bridges
Michael Jackson has a very good heart. He was crying when he was giving me the award, 'cause his mind… — James Brown
When you get performance slots for award shows - that's a big deal for me. — Luke Bryan
I think every artist wants to have that 'Grammy award winner' tag in front of their name. — Jason Aldean
Someone like Vincent Price or somebody like Christopher Lee, they never won an award, and it doesn't matter. They're cool. — Nicolas Cage
Oh, what a shock. My career must be slipping. This is the first time I've been available to pick up… — Michael Caine
Forget the image, forget the ensemble, forget the rumours, forget the short skirts, the big hair, whatever! I owe this… — Mariah Carey

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