Last Week Quotes

176 quotes by 159 authors

The Beliebers have done some pretty crazy stuff. Last week, the night before I was due to do a show in Germany, four girls went… — Justin Bieber
You don't have the game you played last year or last week. You only have today's game. It may be far from your best, but… — Walter Hagen
Last week I told my psychiatrist, 'I keep thinking about suicide', and he told me from now I have to pay in advance. — Rodney Dangerfield
Last week I was in London at an awards show, then I flew home and was in an RV park with my wife and kids… — Peter Facinelli
I was in a band called The Valentines and they broke up last week. — Bon Scott
After the events of last week, I'm appalled at the standard Australia seems to be willing to accept in regards to its own behaviour and… — Clementine Ford
After the terrible events of last week, there is still the shock and disbelief; there is anger; there is fear; but there is also, throughout… — Tony Blair
It completely sickens me what our culture is doing to women. Last week I wore a big top and little shorts and a bunch of… — Lena Dunham
Chris Porter scored his first league goal last week, and he's done the same this week. — Jeff Stelling
After we played Sporting last week, the lads in the dressing room talked about him constantly, and on the plane back from the game they… — Cristiano Ronaldo
Last week, I had to offer my publisher a bottle that was far too good for him simply because there was nothing between the insulting… — A J Liebling
At a wedding last week, my wife said: 'Isn't the bride beautiful ?' When I responded by saying, 'Yeah, but her blowjobs aren't half as… — David Henry
We remain the most prosperous, powerful nation on Earth. Our workers are no less productive than when this crisis began. Our minds are no less… — Barack Obama
Last week, the House of Representatives passed a resolution honoring the victims and heroes of September 11th. As we commemorate the anniversary of 9-11, we… — Michael McCaul
My wife and I had an argument last week that was so stupid, that it bears repeating. My wife collects twist ties...welcome to my world. — Bill Engvall
I just found out last week - my sister told me - that my father had some Beatles records. So I must have heard them… — Sheryl Lee
Someone stole my wallet last week. The guy called me up and he was mad at me. He was like 'you gotta get your finances… — Mike Birbiglia
We had a showing of Battlestar in LA last week. I walked out the door and there were 50 people. I signed a ton of… — Noah Hathaway
Last week my tie caught on fire, some guy tried to put it out with an axe. — Rodney Dangerfield
My golf game is getting real good. Last week, I got through the windmill. — Rodney Dangerfield

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