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Last Week Quotes by Steven Wright
- Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle.
- Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang Happy Birthday.
More Last Week Quotes
- You don't have the game you played last year or last week. You only have today's game. It may be far from… — Walter Hagen
- Last week I was in London at an awards show, then I flew home and was in an RV park with my… — Peter Facinelli
- After the events of last week, I'm appalled at the standard Australia seems to be willing to accept in regards to its… — Clementine Ford
- Chris Porter scored his first league goal last week, and he's done the same this week. — Jeff Stelling
- Last week, I had to offer my publisher a bottle that was far too good for him simply because there was nothing… — A J Liebling
- We remain the most prosperous, powerful nation on Earth. Our workers are no less productive than when this crisis began. Our minds… — Barack Obama
- We had a showing of Battlestar in LA last week. I walked out the door and there were 50 people. I signed… — Noah Hathaway
- I just finished my 11th book last week, so I'm ready to start the next one. — Gloria Stuart