"Last week I forgot how to ride a…" — Steven Wright

More Bicycle Quotes

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• If I can bicycle, I bicycle. — David Attenborough
• All I've ever ended up with in terms of achievements is the movie, some really stupid anecdotes, a bunch of… — Christian Bale
• A few years ago, I bought an old red bicycle with the words Free Spirit written across its side -… — Drew Barrymore
• I like the evening in India, the one magic moment when the sun balances on the rim of the world,… — James Cameron
• A healthy body means a healthy mind. You get your heart rate up, and you get the blood flowing through… — Steve Carell
• Guys would sleep with a bicycle if it had the right color lip gloss on. They have no shame. They're… — Tori Amos
• It was absolutely perfect. You can handle this large aircraft as you can handle a bicycle. — Unknown Author
• Consider a man riding a bicycle. Whoever he is, we can say three things about him. We know he got… — William Golding
• Nothing compares to the simple pleasure of a bike ride. — John F. Kennedy
• It is by riding a bicycle that you learn the contours of a country best, since you have to sweat… — Ernest Hemingway
• The Old Testament is responsible for more atheism, agnosticism, disbelief - call it what you will - than any book… — A A Milne
• Bicycles are almost as good as guitars for meeting girls. — Bob Weir

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