"Last week my tie caught on fire, some……" — Rodney Dangerfield
"Last week my tie caught on fire, some guy tried to put it out with an axe."
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181 Quotes by Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield has 181 quotes on this site.
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I'm at the age where I want two girls. In case I fall asleep they will have someone to talk…
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What a dog I got, he found out we look alike, so he killed himself.
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I told my doctor I wonna stop aging, he gave me a gun!
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Last week I told my psychiatrist, 'I keep thinking about suicide', and he told me from now I have to…
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My wife made me join a bridge club... I jump off next Tuesday.
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I remember I was so depressed I was going to jump out a window on the tenth floor; they sent…
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I was an ugly kid; when I was born, after the doctor cut the cord, he hung himself.
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I told my kids, "Someday, you'll have kids of your own." One of them said, "So will you."
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I tell ya, I was an ugly kid. I was so ugly that my dad kept the kid's picture that…
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My boy is a mean kid. I came home the other day and saw him taping worms to the sidewalk,…
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I told my wife a man is like wine, he gets better with age. She locked me in the cellar.
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You can name your own salary in this business. I call mine Fred.
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More Axe Quotes
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If we must have a tyrant, let him at least be a gentleman who has been bred to the business,…
— Lord Byron
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. . . The books we need are the kind that act upon us like a misfortune, that make us…
— Franz Kafka
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If we are to define science, ... it does not consist so much in knowing, nor even in "organized knowledge,"…
— Charles Sanders Peirce
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Science affects the average man and woman in two ways already. He or she benefits by its application driving a…
— John B. S. Haldane
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Sleep! I feel the need of it, as never I thought any dwarf could , riding is tiring work. Yet…
— J.R.R. Tolkien
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And where the offense is, let the great axe fall.
— William Shakespeare
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Come to the sunset tree! The day is past and gone; The woodman's axe lies free, And the reaper's work…
— John Milton
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When I talk to anyone or read the writings of anyone who has any axe to grind, I feel that…
— George Orwell
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Crime is redeemed by remorse, but not by a blow of the axe or slipknot. Blood has to be washed…
— Victor Hugo
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You may loan your last dollar to a friend; but never loan him your axe, unless you are certain that…
— Horace Kephart
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Every moment of mindfulness means the gradual destruction of latent defilements. It is somewhat like cutting away a piece of…
— Unknown Author
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When some remote ancestor of ours invented the shovel, he became a giver: He could plant a tree. And when…
— Aldo Leopold
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