Guy Tried Quotes
- The last guy tried to get out of me writing him a ticket by saying, 'Kiss me, big boy, kiss me like there's no tomorrow!'...as… — Brad Sherwood
- Last week my tie caught on fire, some guy tried to put it out with an axe. — Rodney Dangerfield
- One day a guy tried to rob me on the street, and I had no money. So I charged him. — Steven Wright
- Did you read the part that says, 'Your hair is like a flock of goats'? How romantic is that? Or that other line, 'Your neck… — Robin Jones Gunn
- We've had drive-by shootings. I've been spat on, slapped, shot at. One guy tried to stab me with a broken beer bottle. But the way… — Troy Perry
- A guy tried to jump on a building. he was about to let go... when a girl asked him to stop! the girl said: dont… — Megz