Kidding Quotes

322 quotes by 271 authors

I'm kidding about having only a few dollars. I might have a few dollars more. — James Brown
One night I went over to get some dope from some Hollywood tough guy. After I left, my son Scott, who was only fifteen, went… — James Caan
When the idea of 'Chopped' surfaced, it was originally meant to be taped at some guy's mansion with him and his crazy Chihuahua. A stuffy… — Ted Allen
God always answers prayers. Sometimes it's 'yes.' Sometimes the answer is 'no.' Sometimes it's 'you gotta be kidding. — Jimmy Carter
Does Grandpa love to baby-sit his grandchildren? Are you kidding? By day he is too busy taking hormone shots at the doctor's or chip shots… — Hal Boyle
I struck out with two men on base. I was so angry, so frustrated, I turned and without even thinking about it, snapped my bat… — Bo Jackson
Man, I was tame compared to what they do now. Are you kidding? I didn't do anything but just jiggle. — Elvis Presley
They pushed us into the fight to defund Obamacare and shut down the government. And the day before the government reopened, one of these groups… — John Boehner
You have a teacher talking about his gayness. (The elementary school student) goes home then and says "Mom! What's gayness? We had a teacher talking… — Michele Bachmann
I keep saying that the sexy job in the next 10 years will be statisticians, and I'm not kidding. — Hal Varian
I've never been a major smoker, but I think America's view on weed is ridiculous. I mean - are you kidding me? If everyone smoked… — Kirsten Dunst
You couldnâ€™t pay me a billion dollars to take marijuana. I donâ€™t reallyÂ like coke anymore. Iâ€™m scared of ecstasy. The oneÂ drug I'd like… — Courtney Love
Do you want the truth or the politically correct version? The truth is that I go plastic, it's so much easier. And I like to… — George Clooney
Hey @giseleofficial, I feel ya girl. #kidding #fakebaby #soymilk #shameless — Emmy Rossum
I'm not perfect, but who are we kidding? Neither are you. And you wanna know what? I dig it! — Vince Vaughn
On corsets: I said, You have got to be kidding. I am an ape and yet I am still expected to squeeze myself into one… — Helena Bonham Carter
The national anthem blows. Are you kidding me? Do any of you have it on your iPod? — Daniel Tosh
I'm not really deaf; I just faked it to win the Oscar KIDDING. — Marlee Matlin
Very powerless people [snickers] He's such a minority, I mean, you know Please, what are you kidding? I'm telling you that everybody who runs CNN… — Rick Sanchez
Anybody who has the illusion that you can have a career as long as I have and be a star is kidding themselves. — Suzanne Pleshette

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