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322 Kidding quotes by 254 unique authors

The world has changed - through technology, through wine-making techniques, the quality of wine is greater than it's ever been. Whereas ten, fifteen years ago… — Gary Vaynerchuk
I would say, 'I'm alone, but I'm not lonely.' But I was just kidding myself. — Bruce Willis
Violence - look, we live in a violent world, man. This country was founded on violence. Who's kidding who? — Bruce Willis
I don't feel that I'm explaining the world or teaching people anything. And I'm not trying to be a mirror, showing them what's really going… — Steven Wright
I'd be kidding if I said that I predicted the financial collapse. — Fareed Zakaria
If you want to really hurt you parents, and you don't have the nerve to be gay, the least you can do is go into… — Kurt Vonnegut
That was the funniest thing I'd heard in days. You're kidding, right? PLEASE tell me you have a stronger motive for me than 'fair is… — James Patterson
I shared a vagrant optimism that some of us were making real progress, that we had taken an honest road, and that the best of… — Hunter S. Thompson
How could I do it, how could a person go that low? And I understand your question, to which I reply, Are you kidding? That's… — Denis Johnson
The true New Yorker secretly believes that people living anywhere else have to be, in some sense, kidding. — John Updike
Hey, this is weird. I ordered one frozen yogurt and they gave me two. You don’t happen to like frozen yogurt do you? I love… — Joss Whedon
I'd love to, she finally said,"on one condition." I steadied myself, hoping it wasn't something too awful. "Yes?" "You have to promise that you won't… — Nicholas Sparks
So softly Lizzy has to lean over to hear me, I say, 'I can't face the world until I know why I'm here.' You're kidding… — Wendy Mass
I was only kidding about the hundred," she says. oh," I say, "what will it cost me?" she lights her cigarette with my lighter and… — Charles Bukowski
Hey Baby. Baby? You're kidding me, right? I was trying it out. No? No. — Cassandra Clare
How did you hear about that?' 'Are you kidding me? So far, I had that runt Kyle-' 'I hate him. I hate all vamps. That… — Karen Chance
You're kidding. I thought all geniuses read Latin. Isn't that the international language for smart people?"-Shane (Glass Houses) — Rachel Caine
I should have guessed you were Jace's sister," he said. "You both have the same artistic talent." Clary paused, her foot on the lowest stair.… — Cassandra Clare
Marcus: Cherry? Jillian: My ten-year-old niece. Marcus: She's named after a piece of fruit? Jillian nodded. Jillian: So is her twin sister, Apple. Marcus: You're… — Gena Showalter
If he wants to tell you, he'll tell you. End of story, Rose. Besides, you certainly keep your share of secrets too. You two have… — Richelle Mead
George unhinged his jaw and coughed up a little plastic bottle filled with chewable vitamins. "You're kidding," I said. "Are those Minotaur-shaped?" Hermes picked up… — Rick Riordan
You’ve got to be kidding me. I thought you were the most powerful of beings. Even the gods fear you. (Stryker) We all have predators.… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Hey, just be grateful I’m old. When an Arcadian first starts time-walking, we only have about a three percent chance of success. I once ended… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
at first I thought you were just using me" she said "I definitely am." I just wasn't sure for what. "Asshole!" she said, and punched… — Paul Neilan
me: just don't ask about his forty-three ex-boyfriends, okay? or ask him about why he's carrying around an axe. mom:... me: i'm kidding about the… — David Levithan

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