Best Kidding Sayings

322 Kidding quotes by 254 unique authors

My car is so bad, I hit poles I'm not kidding I hit things all the times, I hit bushes it's really bad. — Selena Gomez
There is nothing easy about becoming conscious. My own life was much easier before I knew about the deeper meaning of choice, the power of… — Caroline Myss
During the writer's strike I was walking a line and ran into Jack Black and he said,'We're doing Airborne 2!', and I asked, 'Are you… — Seth Green
I don't know why my lines that were cut from the film didn't make it onto the DVD. I have offered to go into the… — Fred Willard
I rather like the idea of having all my hours to myself: eating a Fudge Sundae, watching a movie, sleeping on my couch, singing in… — Jack Kerouac
I think I sort of blossomed, so to speak, around 17. I started to get hips and put on weight, which I was very happy… — Tricia Helfer
Levity is the lubricant of a crisis. We resort to jokes, pranks and good natured kidding to relieve tension, stress and boredom. — Wally Schirra
The only way to the top is killing and greed. Okay, I'm kidding. But killing helps. — Douglas Coupland
When I first started going to Portland, people told me about Stumptown. They were like 'Oh, it's the best coffee,'and I thought, 'How good could… — Fred Armisen
You know, actors lie all the time. 'Can I ride on the horse? Are you kidding? Of course! I was born on a horse!'... It's… — William Lucking
I keep everything that is most important to me close to me: my family, my bible, my X-Box - just kidding. — Brian Littrell
There were some situations where I was giving up everything I had for the band and I just expected everybody else to feel the same… — Gerald Caiafa
President Obama has decided to have the United Nations review the law of Arizona. You have got to be kidding! We're now going to have… — Russell Pearce
They were saying, 'Keep this under your hat, but Jack Sparrow's going to die in the second movie.' I went, 'You're kidding me. The fans… — Geoffrey Rush
Obstructions on the way to enlightenment, are you kidding? Hey, they crucify people here. You think this is an easy place? — Frederick Lenz
I'm afraid of the dark. I'm not kidding. — Tom Sizemore
I eat excellent bread, clean meat, good crisp veggies, organic fruits and nice wine and cheese. It is one of the things I am truly… — Rachael Taylor
To play Hillary Clinton? I'm kind of winging it. No, are you kidding me? I prepared obsessively. I mean, as much as I could in… — Hope Davis
What's it like being opposite Arnold Schwarzenegger? For me? Are you kidding? Maybe if I'm lucky, come up to his navel! — Linda Hunt
When I swore that you're getting more and more beautiful everyday. Well, I was only kidding, honey. — Al Yankovic
I have lots of girlfriends - all over the country! You think I'm kidding? I'm dead serious. Girlfriends everywhere. — William Levy
They aren't kidding when they say, "Wash Whites separately. — Wes Smith
There are parts of us that are miserable, that hate, that love, that are cruel, are kind, are reasonable, are unreasonable. You know, you live… — Frederick Lenz
I love eating at Sonic with my family in Oklahoma. And no, I'm not kidding. — Kristin Chenoweth
It's weird how an actor can read a script and think 'it's really good, it's really funny, that's going to be really dramatic...' and then… — Jamie Bell

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