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322 Kidding quotes by 254 unique authors

We don't know nearly enough about the complexities of Nature. If we think we can eliminate natural ecosystems and substitute prosthetic devices, i.e. clean air… — E. O. Wilson
The things that scare me are real life situations. Real life is much more scary than anything you can put on the movie screen. Which… — Corey Taylor
I've been baking bread and looking after the baby...Everyone else who has asked me that question over the last few years says. 'But what else… — John Lennon
I wanted secular, non-Muslim people to stop kidding themselves that Islam is peace and tolerance. — Ayaan Hirsi Ali
The universe, I’d learned, was never, ever kidding. — Cheryl Strayed
I have crushes, but they're all too old. Like Beyonce -she has a husband, I might get shot. I went up to give Beyonce a… — Justin Bieber
I fired the nurse the next day because she didn't check out the NFL schedule in advance - just kidding, ... I plan to be… — Lamar Hunt
Death is a great tragedy…a profound loss…I don’t accept it…I think people are kidding themselves when they say they are comfortable with death. — Ray Kurzweil
Ornette Coleman wasn't sure whether he was going to continue with Charlie Haden-Charlie had some personal problems. I said "You've got to be kidding! There's… — Paul Bley
I had to dare a little bit. Who am I kidding-I had to dare a lot. Dont wear one ring, wear five or six. People… — Liberace
If you have a universe that was just the mirror image of the one we know about, then in fact, presumably it would have right-handed… — Ronald Breslow
It's an opportunity of a lifetime to be teamed up with (Kevin) Harvick, with Tony (Stewart), Danica (Patrick). Us four in the same meetings, it… — Kurt Busch
The best part of being an angel investor is seeing these kids coming up with companies that get way more traffic than Reddit had when… — Alexis Ohanian
Are you kidding? I'm a terrible cook, but John is a really great one. Literally, I never cook. The whole time we were dating, I… — Rebecca Romijn
Decline III, I funded myself, from the studio money. That, and I sold a lot of drugs. Kidding. Don't print that. — Penelope Spheeris
It's like, are you kidding me? I'd sell way more if I just put a picture of my face. That's the fact. I'd sell more… — Sky Ferreira
After four and a half intense and wonderful years as CEO of Groupon, I've decided that I'd like to spend more time with my family.… — Andrew Mason
We always know, we always know, which is the right way to go, and which is the wrong way to go. Sometimes, the wrong way… — Milton William Cooper
If you really believe something, you will act in accordance with that belief - always. If you believe in gravity, you will never attempt to… — Steve Pavlina
Think about it, I say. How many straight men maintain inappropriately intimate relationships with their mothers? How many shop with them? I want a gay… — Ayelet Waldman
There is no promise of love and light or visions of any kind - no angels, no devils. Nothing happens: it is absolutely boring. Sometimes… — Chogyam Trungpa
I guess I kinda lost control, because in the middle of the play I ran up and lit the evil puppet villain on fire. No,… — Jack Handey
If aliens from outer space ever come and we show them our civilization and they make fun of it, we should say we were just… — Jack Handey
Say I had been with a guy like Tom Brady, Peyton Manning or Drew Brees all of my career. Are you kidding me? — Terrell Owens
Career mothers are not kidding anybody. Being a mom is the hardest job of all. You got to work to rest. — Sandy Duncan

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