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322 Kidding quotes by 254 unique authors

Honesty is the best part of any art form. If you don't have that, you're kidding yourself and your listener. — Billy Joel
Never trust a southerner. No, I`m kidding. They`re wonderful. You want to believe in his niceness and his charm, but he`s an evil kind of… — Nathan Fillion
When I was a kid in Indiana, we thought it would be fun to get a turkey a year ahead of time and feed it… — David Letterman
I have often said in answer to inquiries as to how I got away with kidding some of our public men, that it was because… — Will Rogers
Why do I want to believe what I believe?... Science, to put it somewhat vulgarly, is a technique to keep yourself from kidding yourself. — Edwin Land
Going to Africa. Hope I don't get AIDS. Just kidding. I'm white! — Jon Ronson
Pencey was full of crooks. Quite a few guys came from these wealthy families, but it was full of crooks anyway. The more expensive a… — J D Salinger
Sometimes if I tell people, 'I'm afraid that I'm really a fraud,' or 'I have a lot of self-doubt,' they go, 'Oh, no, you're kidding.'… — Al Franken
I love to bake, so I made vanilla bean and blueberry muffins for sick hospital children. Just kidding! All of that is true except the… — Sloane Crosley
Sometimes you say things with a smile with the precise intention of making it clear that you are not being serious, and are only kidding.… — Umberto Eco
And having a strong family, you know we've lost some members of our family and had some setbacks, but I think a good family and… — Brett Favre
I'm happy to be here. I'm happy to be anywhere. I'm not kidding. — Larry Hagman
I talk to people who are musicians, and they go, Oh this is hell. And I go, Are you kidding me? You never put tar… — Chris Isaak
Teller and I worked Renaissance Festivals and street performing - actually more real, no kidding around, Philadelphia street performing than we did Renaissance Festivals. — Penn Jillette
Those who have succeeded at anything and don't mention luck are kidding themselves. — Larry King
Science is a method to keep yourself from kidding yourself. — Edwin Land
I'm the guy who wrote The Authority Song. Did they think I was kidding? Did they think it was only a song to entertain? — John Mellencamp
I had no expectations about fatherhood, really, but it's definitely a journey I'm glad to be taking. Number one, it's a great learning experience. When… — Christopher Meloni
My wife and I both come from Irish families. There are two kinds of Irish families: the hitting kind and the kidding kind. If you're… — P.J. O'Rourke
Graham Norton makes me laugh. I love him. I'm not kidding. I watch him on BBC America every week. He's so fast. — Sarah Jessica Parker
I feel less pressure to dress youthfully. I'm 50 and everyone knows I'm 50 - who are you kidding? Jeans are my uniform. I have… — Michelle Pfeiffer
When people are coming to Krakow and we show them how and where we practice, they are like, 'Seriously? Are you kidding me?' But we're… — Agnieszka Radwanska
Any parent who tells their kids that they can't attend a school play or go to a soccer match because they have to work is… — Simon Sinek
People asked if I could have played the Terminator. Are you kidding? Not a chance, I never could have played the Terminator. — Sylvester Stallone
Just kidding, I've been very athletic all my life. — Kiana Tom

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