Best Kidding Wisdom

322 Kidding quotes by 254 unique authors

The more expensive a school is, the more crooks it has — I'm not kidding. — J D Salinger
So what do wolves do to date?” Nick asked. “We don’t date,” Vane said. “When a woman is in season, we fight for her and… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Where are we going? You never told me." "My home in Romania." Wow, this guy wasn’t kidding with his Dracula fixation. — Jeaniene Frost
You know when I told you the joke about how a friend will help you move, but a real friend will help you move a… — Brad Thor
Bono met his wife in high school," Park says. "So did Jerry Lee Lewis," Eleanor answers. "I’m not kidding," he says. "You should be," she… — Rainbow Rowell
...all members of Congress should be required wear NASCAR uniforms. You know, the kind with the patches? That way we'd know who is sponsoring each… — Brad Thor
Dor shook his head. “The phrase. What does it mean?” Sarah wondered if he was kidding. “Time flies? You know, like, time goes really fast… — Mitch Albom
There is that American pastime known as "kidding" - with the result that everyone is ashamed and hangdog about showing the slightest enthusiasm or passion… — Brenda Ueland
He looked again. Longer this time. She may have ‘forgotten’ to put a bra on that morning. Another oops. “Are you kidding me with that?”… — Julie James
This is a private home." "And?" "And I can't enter without an invitation." She jerked her head up. "You're kidding me?" "No." "You don't live… — Alexandra Ivy
She led him past the engine room, which looked like a very dangerous, mechanized jungle gym, with pipes and pistons and tubes jutting from a… — Rick Riordan
Every male in the world thinks he's an excellent driver. Every copper who's ever had to pick an eyeball out of a puddle knows that… — Ben Aaronovitch
Reader: Dear Mr. Snicket, What is the best way to keep a secret? Lemony Snicket : Tell it to everyone you know, but pretend you… — Daniel Handler
I want to be with you, too,” he said. “I’ll come to your room after dawn.” Qhuinn didn’t want to ask. Had to. “What about… — J R Ward
It's always hard to remember love - years pass and you say to yourself, Was I really in love, or was I just kidding myself?… — Nora Ephron
There," Zoë suggested."By the Embarcadero Building." "Good thinking," Chuck said. "Me and Hank can blend in with the pigeons." We all looked at him. "Kidding,"… — Rick Riordan
I don't like to think of it as 'stolen'. They have no proof that I didn't plan on giving it back." "You're kidding, right?" He… — Marissa Meyer
Honey, I've watched a lot of 90210. The parents weren't even on the show once Brandon and Brenda went to college. This is your time… — Rainbow Rowell
Doubtful, but it did work... "Annabeth?" Percy said again. "You're planning something. You've got that I'm-planning-something look." "I don't have an I'm-planning-something look." "Yeah, you… — Rick Riordan
What if I promise not to touch you?" "Cath laughed. "Now I have zero incentive to come." "What if I promise to let you touch… — Rainbow Rowell
Owners who buy aggressive dogs for security may be kidding themselves: The chances that the victim of a fatal dog attack will be a burglar… — Jon Katz
In the Age of the Almighty Computer, drones are the perfect warriors. They kill without remorse, obey without kidding around, and they never reveal the… — Eduardo Galeano
It is economically irrational to exclude large environmental costs from the balance sheets of the producers and the consumers. You are only kidding yourself if… — John Holdren
They are always telling us that Carolina Blue is not a color, that it is really Columbia blue or sky blue. But there is no… — Lorrie Fair
Lunch? You gotta be kidding. Lunch is for wimps. — Unknown Author

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