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What are their names? Psycho and Killer?" He shook his head. "Cupcake and Twinkie." My mouth dropped open. "You're kidding." A grin flitted across his… — Lisa Kleypas
Turn right up ahead," he directed. "It'll take us directly to my cottage." She did as he asked. "Does your cottage have a name?" "My… — Julia Quinn
You're sure he's not a vampire?' Claire said.'I've seen movies. They're sneaky.' She was kidding. Eve didn't smile. — Rachel Caine
Then I’d throw my automatic down the elevator shaft-after I’d wiped off all the fingerprints and all. Then I’d crawl back up to my room… — J D Salinger
Beneath her cheek, his heart was thumping steadily. Definitely faster than his usual near-hibernation beat. Lifting her head, she flashed him a tight smile. “I… — Jill Shalvis
One sister for sale, One sister for sale, One crying and spying young sister for sale I'm really not kidding so who'll start the bidding… — Shel Silverstein
Otrera stayed dead the second time," Kinzie said, batting her eyes. "We have to thank you for that. If you ever need a new girlfriend...well,… — Rick Riordan
Any true wizard, faced with a sign like 'Do not open this door. Really. We mean it. We're not kidding. Opening this door will mean… — Terry Pratchett
Do me a favor?” he whispered. Beth's hold tightened on his hand. ”Anything, what do you need?” ”Hum the Jeopardy theme.” There was a pause.Then… — J R Ward
You're kidding," Shane said. "Do you think I want to visit Crazy McTeeth in his lair of insanity?" "No," Claire said, "but I'm pretty sure… — Rachel Caine
I know how this feels: the tightening of the chest, the panic, the what-have-I-done-wait-I-was-kidding. Eating disorders linger so long undetected, eroding the body in silence,… — Marya Hornbacher
Then at the top of the hill, the road forks. Which just figures. "You gotta be kidding." I say. One part of the road goes… — Patrick Ness
The goddam movies. They can ruin you. I'm not kidding — J D Salinger
You know what I mean. And by the way, you should slow down.” I sighed. “You’re kidding me. This is coasting. This is little old… — Rachel Caine
This is really good,” Donovan Caine said, attacking his third strawberry pancake. “You sound surprised,” I said. He shrugged. “I just didn’t think an assassin… — Jennifer Estep
The chorus of “Jack and Diane” is: Oh yeah, life goes on, long after the thrill of living is gone. Are you kidding me? The… — Mindy Kaling
I was surrounded by jerks. I'm not kidding. — J D Salinger
Are you kidding? I'm supposed to put my books in this filthy tin coffin? — Kami Garcia
Are you kidding?" She looked at me as if I'd just dropped from the moon. Her cheeks were bright red. "What's the problem now?" I… — Rick Riordan
I gave you sympathy. *I* want sympathy!" "Are you kidding me? You have the sexiest man on the planet wanting you. You're getting laid regularly.… — Jill Shalvis
I’m not the smartest guy in the world, but I’m certainly not the dumbest. I mean, I’ve read books like "The Unbearable Lightness of Being"… — Nick Hornby
It was like that class at school where the teacher talks about Realization, about how you could realize something big in a commonplace thing. The… — Amy Hempel
I take a few quick sips. "This is really good." And I mean it. I have never tasted tea like this. It is smooth, pungent,… — Amy Tan
The next day she’d examined her red satin sandals and with a frown said, “I’m thinking about buying two snakes.” His are you kidding me… — Gena Showalter
The universe, I'd learned, was never, ever kidding. It would take whatever it wanted and it would never give it back. — Cheryl Strayed

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