You Kidding Quotes

59 quotes by 53 authors

Does Grandpa love to baby-sit his grandchildren? Are you kidding? By day he is too busy taking hormone shots at the doctor's or chip shots… — Hal Boyle
Man, I was tame compared to what they do now. Are you kidding? I didn't do anything but just jiggle. — Elvis Presley
They pushed us into the fight to defund Obamacare and shut down the government. And the day before the government reopened, one of these groups… — John Boehner
You have a teacher talking about his gayness. (The elementary school student) goes home then and says "Mom! What's gayness? We had a teacher talking… — Michele Bachmann
I've never been a major smoker, but I think America's view on weed is ridiculous. I mean - are you kidding me? If everyone smoked… — Kirsten Dunst
The national anthem blows. Are you kidding me? Do any of you have it on your iPod? — Daniel Tosh
Very powerless people [snickers] He's such a minority, I mean, you know Please, what are you kidding? I'm telling you that everybody who runs CNN… — Rick Sanchez
If Brock Lesnar was here right now, I'd take my boot off and throw it at him, and he'd better polish it up before he… — Chael Sonnen
The great irony is that women are accused of making romantic comedies, as if it's a bad thing, but [(500) Days of Summer] Marc Webb… — Manohla Dargis
The things that scare me are real life situations. Real life is much more scary than anything you can put on the movie screen. Which… — Corey Taylor
I've been baking bread and looking after the baby...Everyone else who has asked me that question over the last few years says. 'But what else… — John Lennon
The best part of being an angel investor is seeing these kids coming up with companies that get way more traffic than Reddit had when… — Alexis Ohanian
Are you kidding? I'm a terrible cook, but John is a really great one. Literally, I never cook. The whole time we were dating, I… — Rebecca Romijn
It's like, are you kidding me? I'd sell way more if I just put a picture of my face. That's the fact. I'd sell more… — Sky Ferreira
Say I had been with a guy like Tom Brady, Peyton Manning or Drew Brees all of my career. Are you kidding me? — Terrell Owens
During the writer's strike I was walking a line and ran into Jack Black and he said,'We're doing Airborne 2!', and I asked, 'Are you… — Seth Green
You know, actors lie all the time. 'Can I ride on the horse? Are you kidding? Of course! I was born on a horse!'... It's… — William Lucking
Obstructions on the way to enlightenment, are you kidding? Hey, they crucify people here. You think this is an easy place? — Frederick Lenz
To play Hillary Clinton? I'm kind of winging it. No, are you kidding me? I prepared obsessively. I mean, as much as I could in… — Hope Davis
What's it like being opposite Arnold Schwarzenegger? For me? Are you kidding? Maybe if I'm lucky, come up to his navel! — Linda Hunt

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