You Kidding Quotes
59 quotes by 53 authors
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Does Grandpa love to baby-sit his grandchildren? Are you kidding? By day he is too busy taking hormone shots at the doctor's or chip shots…
— Hal Boyle
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Man, I was tame compared to what they do now. Are you kidding? I didn't do anything but just jiggle.
— Elvis Presley
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They pushed us into the fight to defund Obamacare and shut down the government. And the day before the government reopened, one of these groups…
— John Boehner
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You have a teacher talking about his gayness. (The elementary school student) goes home then and says "Mom! What's gayness? We had a teacher talking…
— Michele Bachmann
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I've never been a major smoker, but I think America's view on weed is ridiculous. I mean - are you kidding me? If everyone smoked…
— Kirsten Dunst
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The national anthem blows. Are you kidding me? Do any of you have it on your iPod?
— Daniel Tosh
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Very powerless people [snickers] He's such a minority, I mean, you know Please, what are you kidding? I'm telling you that everybody who runs CNN…
— Rick Sanchez
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If Brock Lesnar was here right now, I'd take my boot off and throw it at him, and he'd better polish it up before he…
— Chael Sonnen
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The great irony is that women are accused of making romantic comedies, as if it's a bad thing, but [(500) Days of Summer] Marc Webb…
— Manohla Dargis
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The things that scare me are real life situations. Real life is much more scary than anything you can put on the movie screen. Which…
— Corey Taylor
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I've been baking bread and looking after the baby...Everyone else who has asked me that question over the last few years says. 'But what else…
— John Lennon
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The best part of being an angel investor is seeing these kids coming up with companies that get way more traffic than Reddit had when…
— Alexis Ohanian
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Are you kidding? I'm a terrible cook, but John is a really great one. Literally, I never cook. The whole time we were dating, I…
— Rebecca Romijn
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It's like, are you kidding me? I'd sell way more if I just put a picture of my face. That's the fact. I'd sell more…
— Sky Ferreira
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Say I had been with a guy like Tom Brady, Peyton Manning or Drew Brees all of my career. Are you kidding me?
— Terrell Owens
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During the writer's strike I was walking a line and ran into Jack Black and he said,'We're doing Airborne 2!', and I asked, 'Are you…
— Seth Green
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You know, actors lie all the time. 'Can I ride on the horse? Are you kidding? Of course! I was born on a horse!'... It's…
— William Lucking
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Obstructions on the way to enlightenment, are you kidding? Hey, they crucify people here. You think this is an easy place?
— Frederick Lenz
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To play Hillary Clinton? I'm kind of winging it. No, are you kidding me? I prepared obsessively. I mean, as much as I could in…
— Hope Davis
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What's it like being opposite Arnold Schwarzenegger? For me? Are you kidding? Maybe if I'm lucky, come up to his navel!
— Linda Hunt
Who Wrote These You Kidding Quotes
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