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People asked if I could have played the Terminator. Are you kidding? Not a chance, I never could have played the Terminator. — Sylvester Stallone
The world has changed - through technology, through wine-making techniques, the quality of wine is greater than it's ever been. Whereas ten, fifteen years ago… — Gary Vaynerchuk
How could I do it, how could a person go that low? And I understand your question, to which I reply, Are you kidding? That's… — Denis Johnson
How did you hear about that?' 'Are you kidding me? So far, I had that runt Kyle-' 'I hate him. I hate all vamps. That… — Karen Chance
If he wants to tell you, he'll tell you. End of story, Rose. Besides, you certainly keep your share of secrets too. You two have… — Richelle Mead
Are you kidding? He's arrogant, sarcastic, likes to intimidate people, and—oh." Okay. Maybe she had a point. — Richelle Mead
Can’t you nudge her into submission? (Taryn) Are you kidding? As stubborn as she is? I’d fry my brain trying. (Sphinx) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
So, you got QVC? (Simi) Afraid not, sweetie. (Astrid) You got Soap Net? (Zarek shook his head.) You got any TV? (Simi) Sorry. (Zarek) Are… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Charlie whistled "Amazing Grace" as he drove. It was all I could do not to whip my head around and snap, Are you kidding me?… — Jeaniene Frost
Are you kidding? I jumped off a building -- of course I'm hurt. — Derek Landy
I was so worried that you wouldn’t want to know me once you found out.” I signed, relief flooding through me. “Are you kidding me?”… — Alexandra Adornetto
Beneath her cheek, his heart was thumping steadily. Definitely faster than his usual near-hibernation beat. Lifting her head, she flashed him a tight smile. “I… — Jill Shalvis
The chorus of “Jack and Diane” is: Oh yeah, life goes on, long after the thrill of living is gone. Are you kidding me? The… — Mindy Kaling
Are you kidding? I'm supposed to put my books in this filthy tin coffin? — Kami Garcia
Are you kidding?" She looked at me as if I'd just dropped from the moon. Her cheeks were bright red. "What's the problem now?" I… — Rick Riordan
I gave you sympathy. *I* want sympathy!" "Are you kidding me? You have the sexiest man on the planet wanting you. You're getting laid regularly.… — Jill Shalvis
The next day she’d examined her red satin sandals and with a frown said, “I’m thinking about buying two snakes.” His are you kidding me… — Gena Showalter
So what do wolves do to date?” Nick asked. “We don’t date,” Vane said. “When a woman is in season, we fight for her and… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
He looked again. Longer this time. She may have ‘forgotten’ to put a bra on that morning. Another oops. “Are you kidding me with that?”… — Julie James
What if I promise not to touch you?" "Cath laughed. "Now I have zero incentive to come." "What if I promise to let you touch… — Rainbow Rowell
Are you kidding? This is crazy, man. I thought I was Mr. Pre-Televised awards. — TobyMac
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU KIDDING ME I HAVE A DAMN ACL TEAR AND THERE IS NOW A DAMN TORNADO F5 -.- YEAH I'M SCREWED… — Unkown
Im I that pathetic? Did I just say that? Are you kidding me? My Sorry's are worth nothing if I keep messing up and saying… — Jasmine
Fuck the world and fuck you to who the hell are you to tell me what to do I'm tired of this shit and what… — Unkown
Yea I got a girl whats the big deal? Niggas tying to ride that they got big wheels had to freestyle cause this shit too… — Tay

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