"I got my lips chewed off by a…" — David Letterman

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• People think your success is just a matter of having a pretty face. But it's easy to be chewed up… — Kate Moss
• The secret to my success is that I bit off more than I could chew and I chewed as fast… — Paul Hogan
• It's a mystery of parenthood that your son can give mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to a stray, worm-riddled dog, share a piece… — Kathy Lette
• Some things are better eschewed than chewed; tobacco is one of them. — George D. Prentice
• Do not put chewed bones back on plates. Instead, throw them on the floor for the dog. — Desiderius Erasmus
• This boulder seemed like a curious volume, regularly paged, with a few extracts from older works. Bacon tells us that… — Archibald Geikie
• In show business, you get chewed up and spit out. — John Aniston
• They will grow, deliver, and cook your food for you and (just like your mother) beg you to eat it.… — Wendell Berry
• For it is with the mysteries of our religion, as with wholesome pills for the sick, which swallowed whole, have… — Thomas Hobbes
• A disciple once complained, "You tell us stories, but you never reveal their meaning to us." The master replied, "How… — Thomas a Kempis
• So where does the name Adam's apple come from? Most people say that it is from the notion that this… — Mark Leyner
• When one of the down Easters boasted of not having any gray hair, but who was bald, Dad told the… — Hal Turner

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