"Sarah Palin is joining Fox News. The new……" — David Letterman
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- It's a real blessing for me to tell you, sir, that calvary has arrived - Fox is here! — Glenn Beck
- I watch some CNN and a lot of Fox, because it helps me get irritated. — Lewis Black
- I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be… — Napoleon Bonaparte
- Don't overstate Fox News. It's still much smaller than the least of the network niches. — Tom Brokaw
- A fox is a wolf who sends flowers. — Ruth Brown
- I got a call to come in and meet Fox, and the rest is history. — Paula Abdul
- I don't think the Tea Party people are racist, except maybe a tiny portion of them. But there has been… — Jimmy Carter
- All the intelligence and talent in the world can't make a singer. The voice is a wild thing. It can't… — Willa Cather
- Fox News is nothing if not impressive. No matter how harsh the criticism it endures, the network somehow always manages… — Eric Alterman
- The first time, where Fox Mulder and Scully met, she stands up for herself. She stands right there and gives… — Gillian Anderson
- The cunning of the fox is as murderous as the violence of the wolf. — Thomas Paine
- The sleeping fox catches no poultry. — Benjamin Franklin