Pig Quotes

343 Pig quotes by 280 unique authors

I thought I would call myself a pig before the viewer could, so they could only think more of me. — Jeff Koons
Paint like a pig eats. — Richard Schmid
Yesterday was Chinese New Year. It's the Year of the Rabbit. And here's how dumb I am. I'm still writing the Year of the Pig… — David Letterman
My faith does not lead me to think the Lord will provide us with roast pig, bread already buttered, etc. He will provide us with… — Brigham Young
You should never try and teach a pig to read for two reasons. First, it's impossible; and secondly, it annoys the hell out of the… — Will Rogers
The man in the coon skin cap in the pig pen wants eleven dollar bills, you've only got ten. — Bob Dylan
You men out there probably think you already know how to dress for success. You know, for example, that you should not wear leisure suits… — Dave Barry
Love is a pig dressed as a clown sitting in a bath full of beans: pretty much amazing, once you get over the shock. — Craig Stone
I never apologized for anything in my life. The only thing I'm sorry about is putting a curse on Roger Ebert's colon. If a fat… — Vincent Gallo
When actors first come up, you're auditioning for everything - you're trying to sniff it out like a pig with a truffle and you would… — Bryan Cranston
It's no good running a pig farm badly for 30 years while saying, 'Really, I was meant to be a ballet dancer.' By then, pigs… — Quentin Crisp
Fame is like a shaved pig with a greased tail, and it is only after it has slipped through the hands of some thousands, that… — Davy Crockett
Down South, even our vegetables have some pig hidden somewhere in it. A vegetable isn't a vegetable without a little ham hock. — Paula Deen
My nursery school did a production of 'The Three Little Pigs.' I played the third pig. When the wolf knocked on my door, I refused… — Zooey Deschanel
I am the people, I'm not the pig. You got to make a distinction. And the people are going to have to attack the pigs.… — Fred Hampton
I took anatomy classes. I went to medical libraries and talked to doctors and nutritionists. I did the whole thing before using myself as a… — Marilu Henner
I do love Italian food. Any kind of pasta or pizza. My new pig out food is Indian food. I eat Indian food like three… — Jennifer Love Hewitt
These are bagpipes. I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he saw a man carrying an indignant, asthmatic pig under his arm.… — Alfred Hitchcock
Primate and elephant and even pig societies show considerable evidence of care for others, parent-child bonding, solidarity in the face of danger, and so on. — Christopher Hitchens
To steal from a brother or sister is evil. To not steal from the institutions that are the pillars of the Pig Empire is equally… — Abbie Hoffman

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