Pig Quotes

343 Pig quotes by 280 unique authors

At school, our classroom had a small rodent zoo consisting of two rabbits, three hamsters, a litter of baby gerbils and a guinea pig. At… — Kelley Armstrong
If it had grown up, it would have made a dreadfully ugly child; but it makes rather a handsome pig, I think. — Lewis Carroll
The word "metaphor" means carrying something from one place to another . . . and it is when you describe something by using a word… — Mark Haddon
It almost made me long for the flying pig. --Percy — Rick Riordan
Women - why aren't you running the world yet? Frankly I'm disappointed in you. Men are still far too dominant for their own good, and… — Charlie Brooker
His mind was crowded with memories; memories of the knowledge that had come to them when they closed in on the struggling pig, knowledge that… — William Golding
Friend of fatherless! Fountain of happiness! Lord of the swill-bucket! Oh, how my soul is on Fire when I gaze at thy Calm and commanding… — George Orwell
I mumble hocus-pocus and the next thing you know, I’m a cat. (Ravyn) I suppose it’s a step up. The last guy I had in… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
I’m happier than a pig eating bacon! — Daniel Handler
When anything bad happens to me or someone I know, I always know who to blame. My no-good-dirty-rotten-pig-stealing-great-great-grandfather. — Louis Sachar
I remembered something my first partner had told me. Never wrestle with a pig, Lindsay. You both get dirty. The pig likes it. — James Patterson
Traveling through the Dragon's Den, it has just been explained that Haroun, the Ifrit, has been caught in a mirror trap. Here is the passage… — Neil Gaiman
He comes off a little like Practical Pig in The Three Little Pigs. — Steig Larsson
Genet raised his hand, and I squeezed my eyes shut, sure I would be receiving the worst backhanded slap of my life. Genet froze and… — Alexandra Bracken
A male chauvinist pig isn't born, he's made, and more and more of them are being made by women. — Chuck Palahniuk
Fitz: Shall we get up tomorrow and go looking for a wild pig? Nighteyes: I didn’t lose any wild pigs, did you? — Robin Hobb
I am a rapist and a sadistic pig,' if you get that tattoo removed I will carve it into your forehead, do you understand? — Steig Larsson
What would be frightening about me jumping out of the bush wearing a pig mask is not the sudden surprise, not me, and not the… — Peter Straub
Clean up a pigsty," she commented one evening, "and if the creatures in it still have pig-minds and pig-desires, soon it will be the same… — Catherine Marshall
But we have received a sign, Edith - a mysterious sign. A miracle has happened on this farm... in the middle of the web there… — Elwyn Brooks White
I was flying right toward him (the pig) at the speed of demigod-smashing. — Rick Riordan
I have spied for you and lied for you, put myself in mortal danger for you. Everything was supposed to be to keep Lily Potter’s… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
An event is not any more intrinsically intelligible or unintelligible because of the pace at which it moves. For a man who does not believe… — Gilbert K. Chesterton
Kill the pig. Cut her throat. Spill her blood. — William Golding
Comrades!' he cried. 'You do not imagine, I hope, that we pigs are doing this in a spirit of selfishness and privilege? Many of us… — George Orwell

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