Pig Quotes

343 Pig quotes by 280 unique authors

If I am to be a chauvinist pig, I want to be the number one pig. — Bobby Riggs
The sequence of theorist, experimenter, and discovery has occasionally been compared to the sequence of farmer, pig, truffle. The farmer leads the pig to an… — Leon M. Lederman
The odor of frying bacon, sausage links, and ham tiptoed on little pig feet all the way to the north end of the second floor.… — Tom Robbins
Compulsory reading for anyone who has a pig, an aunt or a sense of humor. — Lindsey Davis
You know, in our culture today, our Western, reductionist, Roman, linear, fragmented... culture, we don't ask how to make a pig happy. We ask how… — Joel Salatin
Emo means different things to different people. Actually, that's a massive understatement. Emo seems solely to mean different things to different peopleâ€”Like pig latin or… — Andy Greenwald
The fact is, I diet every day of my life. I have to work at it. But I diet so I can pig out. — Jack Nicklaus
Each person bears a fear which is special to him. One man fears a close space and another man fears drowning; each laughs at the… — Michael Crichton
I seen a pig so big itâ€™d block out the sun. — Ira Glass
Our morality seems to be only a check on the ultimate domination of force, just as our politeness is a check on the impulse of… — Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.
I fooled you. I fooled you. I got pig iron. I got pig iron. I got all pig iron. — Lonnie Donegan
PRESIDENCY, n. The greased pig in the field game of American politics. — Ambrose Bierce
By the end, everybody had a label - pig, liberal, radical, revolutionary... If you had everything but a gun, you were a radical but not… — Jerry Rubin
One thing about a pig, he thinks he's warm if his nose is warm. I saw a bunch of pigs one time that had frozen… — Eugene McCarthy
I never know what I'm going to do for the Post next. Two weeks ago I had a piece on Homeland Security. This is one… — Sally Quinn
The best days I have are usually days where I'm out in the woods and something happens, like I see an amazing animal like a… — Amy Ray
I will never deny that life isn't fair. It seems as though when a woman leaves a man she is strong and independent, but when… — Criss Jami
I love chicken fingers, I love French fries. I love desserts. I'm not just into dessert or just into savoury food. I love it all.… — Holly Madison
Why, this fellow doesn't know any more about politics than a pig knows about Sunday. — Harry S. Truman
I would eat healthy at times and pig out at times. But I never had to go on a strict diet plan. — Tori Spelling
To eat the boiled head of a pig sliced like salami is very strange. It may seem cutting edge, but it's actually a lot older… — Mario Batali
Anything that got to do with a pig, I ain't eatin'. — Ice Cube
The reason the contracts are so long is because actors are very spontaneous; we may want to do Shakespeare one day and be Porky Pig… — Jorja Fox
They're always saying I'm a capitalistic pig. I suppose I am. But... it's good for my drumming. — Keith Moon
Dad's going steady with a pig in the barn. — Mojo Nixon

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