Pig Quotes
343 quotes by 280 authors
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Don't try to teach a pig to sing. It doesn't work, and it annoys the pig.
— Judy Sheindlin
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Administrators are like pigs; don't wrestle with a pig because you both get dirty and the pig likes it.
— Don Meyer
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Grandchildren can be annoying - how many times can you go: "And the cow goes moo and the pig goes oink"? It's like talking to…
— Joan Rivers
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In each human heart are a tiger, a pig, an ass and a nightingale. Diversity of character is due to their unequal activity.
— Ambrose Bierce
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Sometimes what I actually love to do is go to a farm and get fresh milk or watch a pig get slaughtered.
— Jake Gyllenhaal
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She spends her day powdering her face till she looks like a bled pig.
— Margot Asquith
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If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
— George Carlin
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You have to clean out the pig barn every week because you know your pigs are in there doing their jobs every day.
— Don Meyer
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A political convention is after all not a meeting of a corporation's board of directors; it is a fiesta, a carnival, a pig-rooting, horse-snorting, band-playing,…
— Norman Mailer
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There's a schizoid quality to our relationship with animals, in which sentiment and brutality exist side by side. Half the dogs in America will receive…
— Michael Pollan
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I want to see a man beaten to a bloody pulp with a high-heel shoved in his mouth, like an apple in the mouth of…
— Andrea Dworkin
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Oh, you're one of the sodomites. You should only get AIDS and die, you pig. How's that? Why don't you see if you can sue…
— Michael Savage
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On game day, I'm as nervous as a pig in a packing plant.
— Darrell Royal
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Don't ever wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it.
— Cale Yarborough
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Aristotle, in spite of his reputation, is full of absurdities. He says that children should be conceived in the Winter, when the wind is in…
— Bertrand Russell
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Denmark is sadly a hellish place if you happen to be a pig, but the brioche and fruits that tower on the table before me…
— Steven Morrissey
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Once people spend time with farm animals in a loving way ... a pig or cow or a little chicken or a turkey, they might…
— Alicia Silverstone
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As for cages themselves, an ordinary citizen who kept dogs in similar conditions for their entire lives would risk prosecution for cruelty. A pig producer…
— Peter Singer
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Once we ask why it should be that all human beings - including infants, the intellectually disabled, criminal psychopaths, Hitler, Stalin, and the rest -…
— Peter Singer
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Haemoglobin is a very large molecule by ordinary standards, containing about ten thousand atoms, but the chances are that your haemoglobin and mine are identical,…
— Francis Crick
Who Wrote These Pig Quotes
280 authors contributed a total of 343 Pig Quotes, led by these top contributors: