Pig Quotes

343 quotes by 280 authors

Don't try to teach a pig to sing. It doesn't work, and it annoys the pig. — Judy Sheindlin
Administrators are like pigs; don't wrestle with a pig because you both get dirty and the pig likes it. — Don Meyer
Grandchildren can be annoying - how many times can you go: "And the cow goes moo and the pig goes oink"? It's like talking to… — Joan Rivers
In each human heart are a tiger, a pig, an ass and a nightingale. Diversity of character is due to their unequal activity. — Ambrose Bierce
Sometimes what I actually love to do is go to a farm and get fresh milk or watch a pig get slaughtered. — Jake Gyllenhaal
She spends her day powdering her face till she looks like a bled pig. — Margot Asquith
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? — George Carlin
You have to clean out the pig barn every week because you know your pigs are in there doing their jobs every day. — Don Meyer
A political convention is after all not a meeting of a corporation's board of directors; it is a fiesta, a carnival, a pig-rooting, horse-snorting, band-playing,… — Norman Mailer
There's a schizoid quality to our relationship with animals, in which sentiment and brutality exist side by side. Half the dogs in America will receive… — Michael Pollan
I want to see a man beaten to a bloody pulp with a high-heel shoved in his mouth, like an apple in the mouth of… — Andrea Dworkin
Oh, you're one of the sodomites. You should only get AIDS and die, you pig. How's that? Why don't you see if you can sue… — Michael Savage
On game day, I'm as nervous as a pig in a packing plant. — Darrell Royal
Don't ever wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it. — Cale Yarborough
Aristotle, in spite of his reputation, is full of absurdities. He says that children should be conceived in the Winter, when the wind is in… — Bertrand Russell
Denmark is sadly a hellish place if you happen to be a pig, but the brioche and fruits that tower on the table before me… — Steven Morrissey
Once people spend time with farm animals in a loving way ... a pig or cow or a little chicken or a turkey, they might… — Alicia Silverstone
As for cages themselves, an ordinary citizen who kept dogs in similar conditions for their entire lives would risk prosecution for cruelty. A pig producer… — Peter Singer
Once we ask why it should be that all human beings - including infants, the intellectually disabled, criminal psychopaths, Hitler, Stalin, and the rest -… — Peter Singer
Haemoglobin is a very large molecule by ordinary standards, containing about ten thousand atoms, but the chances are that your haemoglobin and mine are identical,… — Francis Crick

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