"If a pig loses its voice, is it…" — George Carlin
"If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?"
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546 Quotes by George Carlin
George Carlin has 546 quotes on this site.
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is…
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Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
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Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why…
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The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set…
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it…
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I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then…
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The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
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More Disgruntled Quotes
This quote is filed under Disgruntled Quotes,
one of 31 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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Gratitude is a vaccine, an antitoxin, and an antiseptic. This is a most searching and true diagnosis. Gratitude can be…
— John Henry Jowett
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Computer security can simply be protecting your equipment and files from disgruntled employees, spies, and anything that goes bump in…
— Bruce Schneier
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The inspired moment may sometimes be described as a kind of hallucinatory state of mind: one half of the personality…
— Aaron Copland
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Held in the palms of thousands of disgruntled people over the centuries have been ideas worth millions - if they…
— Unknown Author
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So many girls out there say, "I'm not a feminist" because they think it means something angry or disgruntled or…
— Taylor Swift
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How much disgruntled heaviness, lameness, dampness, how much beer is there in the German intelligence.
— Friedrich Nietzsche
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And by endlessly sanitizing our feelings, we actually feed a disgruntled nation.
— Fiona Shaw
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Apparently, there's this whole set of disgruntled people but obviously it's not my intention to offend anyone by changing the…
— Jonny Lang
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While not exactly disgruntled, he was far from feeling gruntled. He spoke with a certain what-is-it in his voice, and…
— P.G. Wodehouse
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Sometimes I'd see my father, walking past my building on his way to another nowhere. I could have given him…
— Nick Flynn
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The deepest principle in human nature is the craving to be appreciated."Mark McCormack, Author and sports entrepreneur"Psychologists tell us that…
— John Baldoni
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In a 91-part series of sob stories from the laid off and the disgruntled, The NY Times is in the…
— Rush Limbaugh
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