"There's times to be dainty and times to…" — Doug Stanhope

"There's times to be dainty and times to be a pig."

— Doug Stanhope

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28 Quotes by Doug Stanhope

Doug Stanhope has 28 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

Did you ever drink so much of a certain type of alcohol that you get so sick that you can…
I've been playing the CNN Drinking Game, have you ever played that? Where you do a shot every time George…
I hate when your friends quit drinking on you, don't you? It's sad. I've lost more friends to AA than…
Race, Religion, Ethnic Pride, Nationalism does nothing but teach you how to hate people you have never met
Everything that is going to kill you is extremely appetizing.
Whatever your problems are, keep in mind that you die at the end of all this. Lets get out there,…
I am a very mediocre intellect, at best, and I am smarter than most people I know - and that…
If you really believe death leads to eternal bliss then why are you wearing a seatbelt?
There's no such thing as addiction, there's only things that you enjoy doing more than life.
Here's the path to sobriety: Play the Ron Paul drinking game. Watch CNN and take a drink every time someone…
If you're offended by any word in any language, it's probably because your parents were unfit to raise a child.
Don't eat a mushroom stem and see colors, eat the whole bag and see GOD

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More Dainty Quotes

This quote is filed under Dainty Quotes, one of 45 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:

Last comes the beverage of the Orient shore, Mocha, far off, the fragrant berries bore. Taste the dark fluid with… — Pope Leo XII
We had a sunset of a very fine sort. The vast plain of the sea was marked off in bands… — Mark Twain
It was in the days when France's power was already broken upon the seas, and when more of her three-deckers… — Arthur Conan Doyle
Women gather together to wear silly hats, eat dainty food, and forget how unresponsive their husbands are. Men gather to… — Mignon McLaughlin
People always think I’m dainty when they meet me, but I’m really not. I’m very German – we’re not made… — Diane Kruger
Everything I do is inspired by my early life”, Bourgeois’ looked up to her mother who was the most important… — Louise Bourgeois
So, before leading my troops into battle, we would get drunk and drugged up, sacrifice a local teenager, drink their… — Unknown Author
Nothing surely is as potent as a law that may not be disobeyed. It has the force of the water… — Anthony Trollope
Fain would I kiss my Julia's dainty leg, Which is as white and hairless as an egg. — Robert Herrick
Oh, a dainty plant is the ivy green, That creepeth o'er ruins old! Of right choice food are his meals,… — Charles Dickens
Women are of two sorts. Some of them are wiser, better learned, discreeter, and more constant than a number of… — Unknown Author
Nothing's so dainty sweet as lovely melancholy. — Francis Beaumont

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