"If you're offended by any word in any……" — Doug Stanhope

"If you're offended by any word in any language, it's probably because your parents were unfit to raise a child."

— Doug Stanhope

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28 Quotes by Doug Stanhope

Doug Stanhope has 28 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

Did you ever drink so much of a certain type of alcohol that you get so sick that you can…
I've been playing the CNN Drinking Game, have you ever played that? Where you do a shot every time George…
I hate when your friends quit drinking on you, don't you? It's sad. I've lost more friends to AA than…
Race, Religion, Ethnic Pride, Nationalism does nothing but teach you how to hate people you have never met
Everything that is going to kill you is extremely appetizing.
Whatever your problems are, keep in mind that you die at the end of all this. Lets get out there,…
There's times to be dainty and times to be a pig.
I am a very mediocre intellect, at best, and I am smarter than most people I know - and that…
If you really believe death leads to eternal bliss then why are you wearing a seatbelt?
There's no such thing as addiction, there's only things that you enjoy doing more than life.
Here's the path to sobriety: Play the Ron Paul drinking game. Watch CNN and take a drink every time someone…
Don't eat a mushroom stem and see colors, eat the whole bag and see GOD

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