"Don't eat a mushroom stem and see colors,……" — Doug Stanhope
"Don't eat a mushroom stem and see colors, eat the whole bag and see GOD"
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28 Quotes by Doug Stanhope
Doug Stanhope has 28 quotes on this site.
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Did you ever drink so much of a certain type of alcohol that you get so sick that you can…
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I've been playing the CNN Drinking Game, have you ever played that? Where you do a shot every time George…
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I hate when your friends quit drinking on you, don't you? It's sad. I've lost more friends to AA than…
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Race, Religion, Ethnic Pride, Nationalism does nothing but teach you how to hate people you have never met
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Everything that is going to kill you is extremely appetizing.
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Whatever your problems are, keep in mind that you die at the end of all this. Lets get out there,…
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There's times to be dainty and times to be a pig.
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I am a very mediocre intellect, at best, and I am smarter than most people I know - and that…
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If you really believe death leads to eternal bliss then why are you wearing a seatbelt?
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There's no such thing as addiction, there's only things that you enjoy doing more than life.
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Here's the path to sobriety: Play the Ron Paul drinking game. Watch CNN and take a drink every time someone…
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If you're offended by any word in any language, it's probably because your parents were unfit to raise a child.
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More Bag Quotes
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I start from scratch with each movie; I wipe the slate and I certainly don't rely on some bag of…
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I eat cheese and salami and a lot of fried chicken. I eat a big bag of oatmeal-raisin cookies every…
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I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym…
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
— Dave Barry
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To the eyes of a miser a guinea is more beautiful than the sun, and a bag worn with the…
— William Blake
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If you go out on the Appalachian Trail, you have to bring so much more equipment - a tent, sleeping…
— Bill Bryson
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In my third husband I had discovered a blissfully laid-back type who thought it nothing less than hilarious when I…
— Julie Burchill
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Remember, you must not sleep at the Seder. If you do, Elijah the Prophet will come with a bag on…
— Sholom Aleichem
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Radio is a bag of mediocrity where little men with carbon minds wallow in sluice of their own making.
— Fred Allen
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Sci-fi has never really been my bag. But I do believe in a lot of weird things these days, such…
— John Cleese
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The base paths belonged to me, the runner. The rules gave me the right. I always went into a bag…
— Ty Cobb
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All the characters in my films are fighting these problems, needing freedom, trying to find a way to cut themselves…
— Michelangelo Antonioni
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