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• I've always said I don't believe in God, I believe in Al Pacino. — Javier Bardem
• I am always saying, 'I don't believe in God; I believe in Al Pacino.' And that's true. If I ever… — Javier Bardem
• Now, if you're Al Gore, you can afford $10 a pop for squiggly-pig-tailed fluorescent light bulbs. But if you're mainstream… — Joe Barton
• Being with Al Gore on the red carpet in Cannes was exciting - he's like a rock star unto himself! — Lawrence Bender
• Islam believes in many prophets, and Al Quran is nothing but a confirmation of the old Scriptures. — Annie Besant
• Al Qaeda is almost all in Pakistan, and Pakistan has nuclear weapons. And yet for every dollar we're spending in… — Joe Biden
• In my lifetime, we've gone from Eisenhower to George W. Bush. We've gone from John F. Kennedy to Al Gore.… — Lewis Black
• They have called Operation Iraqi Freedom a war of choice that isn't part of the real war on terror. Someone… — John Boehner
• Al Gore clearly has the vision... it's a much better vision than that of George W. Bush. — Bill Bradley
• Al-Qa'ida is the antithesis of the peace, tolerance and humanity that is at the heart of Islam. — John O. Brennan
• Al-Qa'ida does not follow a traditional command structure, wear uniforms, carry its arms openly, or mass its troops at the… — John O. Brennan
• As a matter of international law, the United States is in an armed conflict with al-Qa'ida, the Taliban, and associated… — John O. Brennan

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