"If I raised my hand to wipe the……" — Erma Bombeck

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• As a former attorney general. I have the greatest respect for the criminal justice system. But it is not good… — Kelly Ayotte
• You don't lie to your own doctor. You don't lie to your own attorney, and you don't lie to your… — Gordon Bethune
• Especially in local elections, because hardly anybody pays attention to those - but it's really important who's mayor and who's… — Jello Biafra
• It is no secret that I believe my son, Attorney General Beau Biden would make a great United States Senator… — Joe Biden
• You get a lawyer whether you're in a military tribunal or whether you're in a federal court, number one. The… — Joe Biden
• If you violate Nature's laws you are your own prosecuting attorney, judge, jury, and hangman. — Luther Burbank
• Given my last position, that I was the first U.S attorney post 9/11 in New Jersey, I understand acutely the… — Chris Christie
• I will lead you to the City Hall, clean out the police force, hang the Prosecuting Attorney, burn every book… — Denis Kearney
• Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where… — Bob Hope
• You're an Attorney. It's your duty to lie, conceal, and distort everything, and slander everybody. — Jean Giraudoux
• I don't view prosecutors and attorneys as natural enemies. ... Though their roles are oppositional, the two simply have different… — Sonia Sotomayor
• Necessity knows no law; I know some attorneys of the same. — Benjamin Franklin

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